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What are you buying?

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Does it fit? Does it fit?

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Not enough cash?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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What are you selling?

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How was Electric Picnic there, Liam?

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We were all there. We were doing a live stream from Electric Picnic last night.

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Tommy Schlug was backstage.

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We're out for Florence and the Machine Gun.

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Right. I might sell some of this stuff that I was going to keep.

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I don't know.

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Fuck. No, no, no. Keep that.

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No, no. Keep that.

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No, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it about the RPG.

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Cameron Fontaine. I haven't checked out these streams in a while, but I'll be honest.

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Fontaine is what made me discover.

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Well, with a name like Fontaine, Cameron, I'm not surprised.

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In fact, I think that it should have happened that you discovered because your name is Fontaine

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and Fontaine was doing a class stream.

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You missed his cooking stream the last time, Fontaine.

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Salazar is after you.

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Ah! You just missed her. The ritual is over. She left with my men to an island.

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What?

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Sweet...

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Sweet beast, Mark. Thank you very much.

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Sweet beast.

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The beast of Bodmin.

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It's time I paid my due respects to your impressive, stubborn will.

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Mr. Kennedy. Welcome.

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Welcome.

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The dump valve is not copyrighted. It probably is, though.

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What about this?

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What about that man?

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A cure-a?

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He wants to, uh...

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He wants to, uh...

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Salazar wants to metamorphosize into some sort of beast in Earth's chimney.

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Fontaine really knows how to dump some fish on the ground or drafts him.

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Yeah, but he serves it back up without brushing it and he still gets a five-star Michelin job.

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Gordon Ramsay eats your heart out.

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Monsters. Guess after this there'll be one less to worry about.

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One less. One less. One less. One less, Salazar you gotta worry about.

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Now, could have done with reloading the rifles and stuff, but fuck it. Who cares?

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probably gonna have to do this about six times six seven times

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you just jump down when he comes when he does that I see I see I see I see I see I see

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Cormac Malloy thank you very much Cormac Malloy this is for Cormac Malloy and all the people who thought I wouldn't do it even though Cormac Malloy probably is encouraging me to do it there believe in me as well that's a great situation to have

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fuck Adrian Adrian McCormack Malloy thank you thank you getting McCormack now downstairs with the spiders too

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the angel of the games

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the situation here is uh I can't

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when it comes to a boss battle like this

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I can't uh keep an eye on the chat or what's going on and sometimes I can't even talk because I need to concentrate on shooting

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fucking baby that's turned into a beast in the head

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with a massive eye

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uh don't bother with that

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don't bother with that take that yeah yeah take that

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can't put on Mad West because uh

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that would be off brand for me

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and uh

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the other thing is I wouldn't even if I wanted to I couldn't

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because my internet I've said this five or six times now

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my internet is uh goose

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Put a tenner on the table if you're keen to chaff a baker's dozen.

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A Roger's with the lads.

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Don't know what that means, but fucking fair play to you for tuning in.

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The changing of the guard.

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You're pathetic, Jerry.

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Sex crimes.

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Fuck.

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You're a bad pickle.

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Irrelevant.

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You're gonna tell more lies.

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Don't start me off on that.

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I couldn't...

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The last stream we did of this...

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It was Jerry Hannon quotes for three hours.

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And once I get started...

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I cannot stop.

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This baby's head!

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We're about to wet the baby's head with bullets.

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With 9mm bullets.

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Okay.

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Mind thrower.

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Mind thrower for this.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Why didn't I fucking reload there?

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Ashes was another side of the story.

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About the people who were happy on the lanes.

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My family.

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Move, move, move.

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I should have done this bit before I came on the stream.

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I should have done this bit before I came on the stream.

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I should have done this bit before I came on the stream.

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Fuckin' hell.

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Fuckin' hell.

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Shake it half. Shake it half. Yes! I was right in the eye.

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That might have hurt. Must have hurt.

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Here we go. The cretin has arose from his schlumber.

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Look who decided to fucking crawl out from underneath his shitty little rock. Yes!

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We're getting there. We're getting there.

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I wonder could you take this guy out with just the shotgun and the Uzi or the UMP?

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See you at the tape.

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Anonymous.

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Thank you very much, Anonymous, for that. A kind little situation which you have bestowed upon us all.

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I want to give some praise to you. Thank you very much. And I'd like to praise you too, but I haven't got time for the prayers just yet.

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The angel of the pains. Thank you very much, the angel of the pains.

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Now, let's do this. Let's make this. Let's make hands of the cunt.

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*Boo-Boo*

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*Boo-Boo*

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*Boo-Boo*

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Yes! D-d-d-dodgy! D-d-d-dodgy!

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*Boo-Boo*

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These fuckin' spiders are piss takers too!

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How did they even... where did they hatch from?

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Are they a part of the giant organism that is Salazar baby?

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Baby plant.

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*Boo-Boo*

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That would seem to be the case, surveying the scene down here.

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Let's use this time down here wisely and reload.

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There's no fuckin' bullets.

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*Boo-Boo*

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Wah.

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*Boo-Boo*

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*Boo-Boo*

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*Boo-Boo*

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Fuck yeah.

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That tickles, he says.

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Fuck, I keep missing the cunt.

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Fuck, I keep missing the cunt.

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Fuck, I keep missing the cunt.

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Fuck, I keep missing the cunt.

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Fuck, I keep missing the cunt.

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Fuck, I keep missing the cunt.

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That I wouldn't have to have the laser on the eye like it.

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The laser on the eye.

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360 Noshko.

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That's a fucking joke.

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You're getting an old dose of penicillin.

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Shift those crabs.

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Sweet, he's opening up.

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He's opening up to me.

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He's coming to terms with reality.

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He's opening up.

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He's letting his feelings guide him.

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One in the head.

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Take that.

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See the backflip there.

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Fucking gymnastics man.

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Gymnastics man.

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That tickles, he says.

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Relord you can't!

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Yes!

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Mine. Combine this mine. Mine thrower. Examine, discard, remove. No, no. Keep that on. Keep that on. This. Combine. Bam.

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Here we go. Check this out.

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Fuck. Not that. What I'm about to do to the baby man.

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Oh, he's gone. He went back into his claw.

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The baby man retracted back into his fucking shell.

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Now I have to reload. Reload. Maybe I can use this. You'd want to have it, the broken butterfly. You'd want to have it, uh...

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Steady hand.

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Oh!

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Did it really tickle though.

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That was a great one. That was a fucking great one.

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I think he's coming out. He's coming out. He wants the world to know. Bam! Magnum bullet to the head.

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Baby food.

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The rifle would work. Yeah, but I mean, I'm...

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I'm...

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I'm weak with the scope at the moment.

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Fuck ya.

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Reload ya cunt.

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Take that! Johnson's baby wipes.

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Fucking baby's day out!

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Oh no, please don't kill me. No! No!

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No!

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Good. Behind her opponent and the match holds to begin the match.

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Good reply by Austin Panko.

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Just a little bit of luck for that first point for.

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OK. Let's see on gets it done. I'm sure you can hear the roar.

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How you fixed? We're back again. Just had to have a little scream there. Didn't want to show that on stream. It's not becoming. It's actually unbecoming.

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And what about that from Yuri Zhakaev. The French midfielder I think.

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He was up there with Deschamps and the boys.

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Zhakaev.

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Thank you very much Zhakaev. It's great that you're watching the stream as well. You're a legend in your own right. As well as Toytan... Do it.

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See I have to screen the names as well before I say them. Just in case you get me to say some god awful stuff.

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I have to change that up. It's a...

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For your glorious...

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Veteran Weedman. Thank you so much. Thank you. It's great to have you. We're gonna defeat this big evil baby plant for you.

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Why am I watching this? Thank you very much Farfurda. You're a good man. You're a kind man. You're a legend of man.

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The reflexes need to be that of a cat. Feline.

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Oh he's coming out.

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He came out early.

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He's there again.

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Oh. Sorry there. Whoever that was.

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Fuck.

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Let me see.

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Shtef.

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Thank you very much Shtef.

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Let's do this.

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Ultramotors.

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Thank you very much Ultramotors.

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Very kind of you man.

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How is this guy not even letting himself out?

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Get down you.

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His attacks are two pronged.

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That.

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Oh they're three pronged actually.

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Jeez. I didn't know he could get you down here too.

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I can open up man.

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Nice bit of church organ there as well.

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Okay.

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Time to get the broken butterfly out.

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Give this guy a little taste of pain.

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He's an evil bastard.

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No.

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Yes.

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That tickles.

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Fucking Robinson Crusoe!

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Oh, run!

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No, please!

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*Skiss*

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*Skiss*

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*Skiss*

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When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

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goes behind her opponent and the match holds to begin the match

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any match holds to begin the match thank you very much for joining us this evening on salazar's lament

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hernan crespo thanks crespo you're crispy old wily old snakey hern argentina was it

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was crespo playing for fiorentina as well with batastuta back in the day

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batastuta an astute gentleman of the realm

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thank you very much hernan look at that then

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they've metamorphosized into their final form that of a giant bollocks

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anaconda gee anaconda jeezy in da easy yo don't get sleazy or be cheeky go back to your own sleaze and be

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cheesy but don't be cheesy around my heezy okay jeezy thank you very much

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did someone just drop a bomb on this ship because that stuff was a blast

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thank you very much for your glorious tip don't be cheeky good time in there don't be cheeky

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ha he's wrapped me up he's wrapped me up again in his tentacles and he's having his wicked way with me

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a bit of a roundup would sort this guy out although he's more than a plant he's biological but he looks like a plant

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he looks like a plant come on man give you a few fucking shots to the eyeball there you go

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let me have a shot at the big time come on

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don't be cheeky this could this could take this could take all night

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you are joking me is he even opening up

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he's not even opening up man

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let me in come on man give me give me something

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how is it ticky how does it ticky i'm fucking

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demetrius yes broken butterfly time man guy's gonna take a broken that baby's gonna take a broken

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Butterfly to the head, man.

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Quangle! Come on! No!

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He's gone in!

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*Sounds of fire*

250
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:45,160
Fucking open up and say hello. I've come all this way to see you.

251
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:59,160
*Sounds of fire*

252
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,160
*Sounds of fire*

253
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,160
Yes! I think he's...

254
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,160
I think he's up. No, he's not.

255
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,160
This is a nasty looking fucker, isn't it?

256
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:17,160
You would want to meet this clown any day of the week.

257
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,160
Any day of the week.

258
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,160
He's opening up!

259
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,160
Johnson and Johnson!

260
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,160
Gone baby, gone!

261
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:35,160
Examine. I don't want to examine a blacktail in the middle of a fucking fight.

262
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:41,160
Any day of the week.

263
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,160
I'm looking for custody!

264
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,160
I'm looking for custody!

265
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,160
I'm looking for custody of Salazar!

266
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,160
At the weekend!

267
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,160
No!

268
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,160
I'm looking for custody!

269
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,160
I'm looking for custody of Salazar!

270
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,160
At the weekend!

271
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,160
*Sounds of fire*

272
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,160
*Sounds of fire*

273
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,160
No!

274
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,160
*Sounds of fire*

275
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:05,160
*Sounds of fire*

276
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,160
*Sounds of fire*

277
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,160
*Sounds of fire*

278
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,160
*Sounds of fire*

279
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,160
*Sounds of fire*

280
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,160
*Sounds of fire*

281
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,160
Again, I'm gonna get fucking...

282
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,160
*Sounds of fire*

283
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,160
Rat trapped here now.

284
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:25,160
Oh yeah!

285
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:46,720
He's opened up! Black Tail time! A broken butterfly, ma'am! Baby's gonna get his head broken butterfly, ma'am!

286
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,320
*Gunshot*

287
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,320
Thank you all your-

288
00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:05,320
Frankie Schoonz! Thank you very much! Frankie Sch- Schoonz! Double header! Missed! Opportunity! Gone!

289
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,720
Thank you very much Frankie Schoonz!

290
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,720
Thank you for your glorious-

291
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:27,320
Rory Gilmore, thank you very much! Salazar needs to practice mindfulness and open up more! Thank you very much!

292
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,320
*Gunshot*

293
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:35,320
*Gunshot*

294
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,320
Right, we'll fuckin' uh, we might take that TMP to him again, hey!

295
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,320
*Gunshot*

296
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,320
*Gunshot*

297
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,320
See if he fuckin' likes a bit of this-

298
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,320
*Gunshot*

299
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,320
*Gunshot*

300
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,320
*Gunshot*

301
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,320
He's opening up out of boredom now, look!

302
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,320
*Gunshot*

303
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,320
Bit of mine- uh-oh!

304
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,320
*Gunshot*

305
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,040
Oh.

306
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:08,960
Both behind her opponent and the match holds to begin the match.

307
00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:20,600
Good reply by Austin Panko.

308
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:34,180
Just a little bit of luck for that first point.

309
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:52,560
Liam says, don't be sneaky.

310
00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:53,620
Thank you very much.

311
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,560
Liam, thank you.

312
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:57,100
And Rory Gilmore.

313
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,220
And Frankie Scones.

314
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,740
And don't be cheeky.

315
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:06,500
I have a funny Pat Kenny song video for you to check out.

316
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:10,880
If you type Pat Kenny as a scummer into YouTube and click the first video, you won't be disappointed.

317
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,860
Also, can't believe I missed you at Electric Picnic.

318
00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:14,760
Keep up the good work.

319
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,180
Don't worry, man.

320
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:18,760
I wasn't really at Electric Picnic.

321
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,360
Have you heard him?

322
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,760
He says, I want you to suffer just like ashes.

323
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:45,480
Which was another side of the tale.

324
00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:46,820
You get two quick shots in.

325
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:47,380
Fast.

326
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:48,900
Time to whip out the black tail.

327
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,240
Blackus, blackus.

328
00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:51,600
Headshot, Gil D.

329
00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:53,900
One in the head.

330
00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:55,060
Where it's two.

331
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:56,880
In the chest.

332
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,180
I'm going on loan to Grêmio out in Brazil next season.

333
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,640
So you need to fucking get your streams in now.

334
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:09,040
If you've got...

335
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,960
If you want to see any more streams, you better tune in now.

336
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,080
I'm on loan to Grêmio.

337
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,820
It was Ronaldinho's old club.

338
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,020
Ronaldinho was watching the stream there a few weeks back.

339
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:25,240
And he said, this guy, you need to get him.

340
00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:28,360
They said, will he be able to get a work permit?

341
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,360
And he said, sure, it's Brazil.

342
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,560
The place is as bent as a fucking wheel.

343
00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:36,760
He'll be able to get any permit he wants coming over here.

344
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:39,220
And they said, we'll sign him up.

345
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,480
So I'm away on loan to Grêmio soon enough.

346
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:48,660
They saw the work I was putting in at AC Milan last season.

347
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,300
The headers.

348
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,220
And they said, I want a piece of that.

349
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,840
That's what the head...

350
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,980
The chief director, the football director said.

351
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,980
Chief director, man.

352
00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:04,600
That's his name.

353
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,500
Yes!

354
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,420
Do you reckon he'll open up now after that?

355
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,600
Or will he come out with some diatribe about how that tickles?

356
00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:21,700
Scum baby.

357
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,660
That's his new name.

358
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,020
Freak.

359
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:29,780
Thank you for your glory.

360
00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:31,880
Freaky says, don't be Liam.

361
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:32,980
Thank you very much.

362
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:39,200
Liam, man.

363
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:44,500
I can't put on the Pat Kenny video that you've made because I've said it six times now.

364
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:49,880
I cannot play YouTube videos while I'm doing this because my internet is goosed.

365
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:55,800
And I would say the next time I stream it'll go from goose to fucking juice.

366
00:34:56,500 --> 00:35:01,160
Because I'm going to be in possession of a dual band Wi-Fi receiver.

367
00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:02,000
Yeah.

368
00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:04,280
Five gigahertz.

369
00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:06,020
You do the maths.

370
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,180
Let's do this.

371
00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:21,880
He's opening up.

372
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,480
He's got a fucking...

373
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,480
He's got a growth.

374
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,320
He's got a growth.

375
00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:27,980
On his fucking shoulder.

376
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:31,100
Yes.

377
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:31,800
Double barrel.

378
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:33,540
Both barrels.

379
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,620
Even though there's only one barrel in the striker.

380
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,480
Still does the fucking job altogether.

381
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,480
It's a great job.

382
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,140
Fucking great gun.

383
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,360
Ashes was another side to the story.

384
00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:52,520
About the people who were happy in Limerick.

385
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:00,860
Come on, open up.

386
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,920
He's opening up all the line.

387
00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:04,540
Look at that.

388
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:06,840
Baby go...

389
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,880
Baby go bye-bye.

390
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,720
Baby's day out.

391
00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:14,760
Schindler's baby.

392
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,100
Rosemary's baby.

393
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:23,620
Nice.

394
00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:26,540
Fucking nice situation.

395
00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:28,260
It's a nice situation.

396
00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:29,640
He's going to open up again, I'd say.

397
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:31,500
The goon.

398
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,200
Come on.

399
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:35,120
Open up.

400
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:39,120
Come on.

401
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,980
I have him rattled now.

402
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,560
He's rattled.

403
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,880
Baby's cage has been rattled.

404
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:53,060
Who keeps a baby in a cage?

405
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,880
I'd keep that baby in a cage.

406
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,720
Don't want him fucking metamorphosis.

407
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,140
I don't want him fucking metamorphosizing into this.

408
00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:01,760
On a Monday evening.

409
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,520
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

410
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:06,520
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

411
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:06,560
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

412
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

413
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

414
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

415
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

416
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

417
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

418
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,560
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

419
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,560
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

420
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,560
What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening?

421
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,560
We're gonna go Uzi.

422
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:17,560
We're gonna go Uzi.

423
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,560
And then.

424
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,560
Then.

425
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,560
And only then.

426
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,560
Will we-

427
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,560
Oh no.

428
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,560
Oh no.

429
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,560
He's doing damage downstairs too.

430
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,560
Oh no.

431
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:28,560
He's doing damage downstairs too.

432
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,560
Oh no.

433
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,560
He's doing damage downstairs too.

434
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,560
Oh no.

435
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,560
He's doing damage downstairs too.

436
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:35,560
Oh no.

437
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,560
He's doing damage downstairs too.

438
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,560
Oh no.

439
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,600
Cunt's got form.

440
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,520
He's doing a fair bit of damage downstairs.

441
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,560
Yes.

442
00:37:57,380 --> 00:37:58,360
Watch this now.

443
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:00,460
We'll butterfly him.

444
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,260
We'll butterfly him up.

445
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,260
Or should we mine throw him?

446
00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:05,840
No, we'll butterfly him up.

447
00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:09,020
No!

448
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,880
Oh, no, oh, no.

449
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,620
Goes behind her opponent.

450
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:25,640
And the match holds to begin the match.

451
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,120
Good reply by Ostapenko.

452
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:51,520
Just a little bit of luck for that first point for on.

453
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,540
Gave for Sets.

454
00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:01,620
Weston gets it done.

455
00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:04,000
And I'm sure you can hear the roar.

456
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,680
Ching-ching party on.

457
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,400
Thank you very much.

458
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:20,400
Thank you very much.

459
00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:22,620
Just had to...

460
00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:25,900
I stood on the fucking headphones then when I went to get the controller.

461
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,020
The headphones came off the head and then I stood on them.

462
00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:29,580
One of the ear...

463
00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:31,020
It doesn't sound good now.

464
00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:32,940
Does not sound good now.

465
00:39:36,060 --> 00:39:37,380
SK, thank you very much.

466
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,360
Tip like SK.

467
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,180
It's a new day.

468
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:42,680
It's a new dawn.

469
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,840
It's a new day.

470
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:44,620
It's a new life.

471
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:45,540
For me.

472
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:47,920
And I'm feeling pretty good actually.

473
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,160
Yes!

474
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,980
Dovetail this content ahead.

475
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:12,280
Goes behind her opponent.

476
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,280
And the match holds to begin the match.

477
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,780
You know what you want.

478
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,680
You know what you've got.

479
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,720
You got it all.

480
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,480
And that says a lot.

481
00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:31,180
You've got spunk.

482
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,060
Let's just take a moment to appreciate...

483
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,720
Listen to what he's on about.

484
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,340
Let's get the measure of this guy now.

485
00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:54,500
I think it's time I paid my due respects towards your impressive and stubborn will.

486
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,000
Mr. Kenzie.

487
00:40:57,260 --> 00:40:58,240
Fuck you, man.

488
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:58,780
Welcome.

489
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,460
Fuck you, man.

490
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:01,600
You're a prick.

491
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,800
You're a prick and you're going down.

492
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,200
No way.

493
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,340
There's a cheat code, is there?

494
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,000
Ross Reynolds.

495
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,320
No way.

496
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,460
No way.

497
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,220
I'm not going to cheat.

498
00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:32,960
My man is literally being driven pure insane.

499
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,060
By a hurtful giant.

500
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:42,800
This is it.

501
00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:49,500
Yeah. Yeah.

502
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:55,520
Yeah. Someone's just woke the baby, man.

503
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,820
Someone's waked the baby up.

504
00:41:58,620 --> 00:41:59,920
You're after waking the baby.

505
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,900
You're after waking the baby, man.

506
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,760
He's cranky.

507
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,580
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No, no, no, no.

508
00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:24,500
Oh, God. No!

509
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,920
Just go back here now and we'll see how we're getting on.

510
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,640
Like that.

511
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:57,780
Beeson by a baby.

512
00:42:58,780 --> 00:42:59,860
Beeson by a baby.

513
00:43:00,820 --> 00:43:01,920
Beeson by a baby.

514
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:31,900
Beeson by a baby.

515
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,900
Beeson by a baby.

516
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:41,900
Beeson by a baby.

517
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,620
Maybe save it so I don't have to do this fucking rigmarole again.

518
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:12,040
Overrace, yeah.

519
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,040
Overrace, yeah.

520
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,000
Grid rain. Thank you very much, grid rain.

521
00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:28,320
That monstrosity looks suspiciously like Pudge or Raj.

522
00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:29,500
Wouldn't put it past them.

523
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:45,040
Adrian is peddling lies.

524
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,040
Adrian is peddling lies.

525
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:46,940
Welcome.

526
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,180
Thank you very much.

527
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,960
Got some rare things on sale, stranger.

528
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,440
Have you, fuck?

529
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,500
You have the same shite you had the last time.

530
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,620
Don't lie.

531
00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:00,640
Now, take some shotgun shells, please.

532
00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:03,440
And we'll be gone.

533
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:11,880
What are you buying?

534
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,880
What are you buying?

535
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:14,880
You can't even...

536
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,880
You can't even buy any.

537
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:17,880
What are you buying?

538
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,880
What are you buying?

539
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:21,880
*Scoffs*

540
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,880
Just like any time.

541
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,880
*Scoffs*

542
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:02,880
We'll buy- if we can't do it this time, and I am gonna do it this time, it's gonna be a case of RPG from your map.

543
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,880
*Scoffs*

544
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,880
Yeah, and your opponent.

545
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,880
Haha, look at his stupid face.

546
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,880
You're gonna tell more lies.

547
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,880
We started early anyway.

548
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,880
*Scoffs*

549
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,880
*Scoffs*

550
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,880
*Scoffs*

551
00:46:41,880 --> 00:47:03,240
*Dramatic music*

552
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:07,800
Wouldn't it be mad if I killed this baby

553
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,800
By shooting it in the stupid head?

554
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:18,120
Wouldn't it be great if he ended up fucking dead?

555
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:22,120
*Dramatic music*

556
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:26,520
He's more of a toddler than a baby actually. Oh he's more of a...

557
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,720
He's more of an infant. Oh he's more of a child actually.

558
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:41,720
*Dramatic music*

559
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:48,040
*Dramatic music*

560
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,040
*Dramatic music*

561
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,040
*Dramatic music*

562
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:56,040
*Dramatic music*

563
00:47:56,040 --> 00:48:04,360
*Dramatic music*

564
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,360
*Dramatic music*

565
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,360
*Dramatic music*

566
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,360
*Dramatic music*

567
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:14,480
Yes, yes, yes.

568
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:44,460
Yes, yes.

569
00:48:44,460 --> 00:48:48,460
Yes.

570
00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:59,960
Yes, Farrelly's Rusk's Pampers.

571
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:06,460
Johnson and Johnson in the head.

572
00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:14,460
I've heard the fucking...the organs and the...the choir.

573
00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,460
Female voice choir.

574
00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:18,460
Yes.

575
00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:19,460
I'll take more than that, will it?

576
00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:21,460
I've got plenty more where that came from.

577
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:23,460
You silly baby.

578
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,460
You silly bastard.

579
00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:32,460
Calling something of that magnitude of monstrosity a silly bastard.

580
00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:34,460
bastard

581
00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:36,460
no

582
00:49:36,460 --> 00:49:38,460
no

583
00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:40,460
no

584
00:49:40,460 --> 00:49:42,460
no

585
00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:44,460
no

586
00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:46,460
no

587
00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:48,460
no

588
00:49:48,460 --> 00:50:16,220
Matalene!

589
00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:41,940
That's it. Butterfly time. Open up and say hello to your grandad. Grandfather clock. Oh yeah, and again. Baby food.

590
00:50:41,940 --> 00:50:43,940
What?

591
00:50:51,940 --> 00:51:01,280
We need to go downstairs and get a few herbs. From the spice rack. Schwartz. Schwartz spices.

592
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:07,280
Where the fuck are they?

593
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:29,280
Where the fuck are they? Gabriel spiders. Go changing the name to Gabriel spider next week.

594
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:36,280
Go changing the name to Gabriel spider next week.

595
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:43,280
I'm just gonna have to use it in case he grabs me.

596
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,080
Shut your hole.

597
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,080
He's opening up!

598
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,880
Come on, you horse.

599
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,880
Feed him solids and see how he corpse.

600
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,680
He's gonna fucking kill me now.

601
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,680
I'm no herb.

602
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,480
I'm not a herb to my name.

603
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,680
I'm gonna have to go down and take care of a few spiders.

604
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,480
Is this where it's come to?

605
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:55,280
No.

606
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,280
No.

607
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,280
Not death by spider, please.

608
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:09,080
No.

609
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,080
No.

610
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,080
Not death by spider, please.

611
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:20,080
*Mario's a mess*

612
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:25,080
Where are the fucking herbs like? Huh? There's another one!

613
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:30,080
*Mario's a mess*

614
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:42,080
*Mario's a mess*

615
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:46,080
I have health- I have health free! Thank you!

616
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,080
Thanks for letting me know there that I had one. Mulkeen.

617
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:53,080
Death by spider would be a new low.

618
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:57,080
*Mario's a mess*

619
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,080
Yes!

620
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,080
*Mario's a mess*

621
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:06,080
You're going to take more herbs! You're gonna take more herbs!

622
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,080
*Mario's a mess*

623
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:13,080
They're ammo spiders! Some of them are health spiders!

624
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:17,080
I- you buy them down in Holland and Barature!

625
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,080
Fucking health spiders, man!

626
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,080
Open up!

627
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,080
Open up, it's the police!

628
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:29,080
*Mario's a mess*

629
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,080
*Mario's a mess*

630
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,080
Don't fucking tell me that mist- every one of those mist-

631
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,080
*Mario's a mess*

632
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,080
*Mario's a mess*

633
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,080
*Mario's a mess*

634
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,080
You're fucking joking, man.

635
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,080
*Mario's a mess*

636
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,080
This place is a joke!

637
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:44,080
This- this chamber here that we've landed in-

638
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,080
It's a joke!

639
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,080
It's a lie!

640
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,080
It's an absolute rotten lie!

641
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,080
Rotten to the core!

642
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,080
*Mario's a mess*

643
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,080
*Mario's a mess*

644
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,080
*Mario's a mess*

645
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,080
*Mario's a mess*

646
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,080
*Mario's a mess*

647
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,080
Fucking ammo spiders are class!

648
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,080
But health spiders are better!

649
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,080
*Mario's a mess*

650
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,080
Hell spiders are better.

651
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,080
*Sigh*

652
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,080
*Sigh*

653
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,080
*Sigh*

654
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,080
*Sigh*

655
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,080
*Sigh*

656
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,080
*Sigh*

657
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,080
*Sigh*

658
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,080
No.

659
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,080
That's a fish you can come off with.

660
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,080
*Sigh*

661
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,080
*Sigh*

662
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,080
*Sigh*

663
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,080
*Sigh* That's a fucking joke.

664
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,080
I'm gonna combine that.

665
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,080
*Sigh*

666
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:39,880
There he is, he's opening up again.

667
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:54,880
I'm not going to take that one. Shut the...

668
00:55:54,880 --> 00:56:01,880
Ah!

669
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:31,860
I don't know what to fucking take this guy out with. I want to save those for his head.

670
00:56:31,860 --> 00:56:38,860
I'm going to use the rifle as fuck.

671
00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:45,860
I'm going to take my gun back. Fuck, that's it.

672
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:52,860
He's a dirty old bastard, isn't he?

673
00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:59,860
I'm going to take this mine thrower.

674
00:56:59,860 --> 00:57:04,860
I'm going to take this mine thrower.

675
00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:11,860
Get ready to dodge. Get ready to dodge.

676
00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:18,860
Get ready to dodge. Get ready to dodge.

677
00:57:18,860 --> 00:57:25,860
Get ready to dodge. Get ready to dodge.

678
00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:32,860
Get ready to dodge. Get ready to dodge.

679
00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:40,860
Steff. Thank you very much, Steff.

680
00:57:40,860 --> 00:58:01,860
No!

681
00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:05,860
Simon Coveney, thank you so much. And Steff as well.

682
00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:10,860
Both Simon and Steff doing great work in the face of Brexit.

683
00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:16,860
Definitely some meditation on the cards for you tonight.

684
00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:19,860
Don't let the weird wee shite psych you out.

685
00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:22,860
I thought he wouldn't, but I mean it's...

686
00:58:22,860 --> 00:58:28,860
He... he... I'm not going to lie. He's taking his toll on my... my well-being.

687
00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:45,860
These punts as well. These punts as well. These are like the assholes from... Half-Life.

688
00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:50,860
Oh, no!

689
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:59,900
Turn that down.

690
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:02,640
-

691
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,640
*Fulls*

692
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,640
*Fulls*

693
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,640
*Fulls*

694
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,640
*Fulls*

695
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,640
*Fulls*

696
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,640
*Fulls*

697
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:29,640
*Fulls*

698
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,080
Fucking hell, it's getting tough.

699
00:59:48,220 --> 00:59:48,660
No.

700
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,960
Either you open up and let me in.

701
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:58,360
Or there's going to be trouble.

702
01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:04,160
Death is on the cards for this kid.

703
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:05,800
Oh yeah.

704
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,220
That's what you want.

705
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,460
That's what you want.

706
01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:10,680
And that's what he got.

707
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:14,820
Don't count your chips.

708
01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:19,020
Until they're at.

709
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:21,780
Yes.

710
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:23,640
Oh, that's so sweet.

711
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,840
That's going to blow his head off.

712
01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:29,160
He's still going.

713
01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:31,780
Still going strong after the mine attack.

714
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:52,840
Oh, for fuck off sake.

715
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:52,840
Oh, for fuck off sake.

716
01:00:52,840 --> 01:01:14,360
No.

717
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:14,360
No.

718
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:21,820
You're fucking choking me, man.

719
01:01:22,340 --> 01:01:23,680
These cons are fucking lively.

720
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,100
Live leak.

721
01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:25,140
Live leak.

722
01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:39,880
This is the job.

723
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,540
This is the job.

724
01:01:48,620 --> 01:01:50,600
I'm gonna stay down here and get another herb.

725
01:01:57,860 --> 01:01:59,380
Fucking stay to these cunts, man.

726
01:01:59,380 --> 01:01:59,800
They're hard.

727
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:11,640
Oh, that was so nice.

728
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:13,880
Unforgiven.

729
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,880
Unforgiven.

730
01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:37,040
Hullabaloo. One in the eye. It's worth two in the bush.

731
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,040
Unforgiven.

732
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,040
Unforgiven.

733
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,040
Unforgiven.

734
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,040
*Fuck's sound*

735
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,040
*Hum*

736
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,040
Fucking standing this eye man!

737
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,040
*Fuck's sound*

738
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,040
*Hum*

739
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,040
*Fuck's sound*

740
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,040
*Fuck's sound*

741
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,040
What's that about?

742
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,040
No!

743
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,040
*Fuck's sound*

744
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:07,040
*Fuck's sound*

745
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,040
*Fuck's sound*

746
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,040
*Fuck's sound*

747
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:11,980
Oh.

748
01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:43,160
Game behind her opponent and the match holds to begin the match.

749
01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:54,800
Good reply by Austin Panko.

750
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:08,880
Just a little bit of luck for that first point for Arne.

751
01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:18,920
Wisting Arne gets it done.

752
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:26,420
Maldini.

753
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,100
Thank you very much Maldini.

754
01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:33,340
Maldinis.

755
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,020
Thank you very much.

756
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:37,640
Have you.

757
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,660
Schlug and Willie O'D ever been in the same room together?

758
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:41,960
No they haven't.

759
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:48,080
I think it's time I paid my due respect towards your impressive and stubborn will.

760
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:53,220
I want you to suffer just like I want you to suffer.

761
01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:54,380
Anaconda G.

762
01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:02,860
Anaconda G.

763
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,140
Bye Pat.

764
01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:11,920
Thank you very much Bye Pat.

765
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:28,980
Twin Cam.

766
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:30,840
Thank you very much Twin Cam.

767
01:05:31,220 --> 01:05:31,880
Oh you can look.

768
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:32,820
You can deflect.

769
01:05:33,420 --> 01:05:34,560
When he goes to bite you.

770
01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:36,120
You can deflect his fucking attacks.

771
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:46,200
Thank you very much.

772
01:05:48,060 --> 01:05:49,800
For your kind and generous tips.

773
01:05:53,140 --> 01:05:53,740
Cam.

774
01:05:55,580 --> 01:05:56,540
Cam's after you.

775
01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:01,480
Let's take these fucking spiders out.

776
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:04,440
With a succulent blast of buck.

777
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:06,600
Mind arts.

778
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:14,280
Now let's reload our weapons.

779
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,700
Before we go back up to the bucking.

780
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:28,380
Cam belt.

781
01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:33,640
Fucking timing belt man.

782
01:06:36,900 --> 01:06:39,720
We're gonna stick a brand new timing belt on this baby.

783
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,040
Coming around to see the brand new timing belt I got.

784
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,320
Stop fucking talking man.

785
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:51,380
And just do the job.

786
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,260
That's what you need to do.

787
01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:59,380
Use the SMG on the eye.

788
01:06:59,440 --> 01:06:59,920
I tried.

789
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,620
I've tried so many times.

790
01:07:02,140 --> 01:07:02,320
I'm.

791
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:02,600
I'm.

792
01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:03,380
Mixing it up.

793
01:07:05,780 --> 01:07:06,560
I'm mixing it up.

794
01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,320
And I'm fucking it up.

795
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:09,640
Tell ya.

796
01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:12,880
It's not easy.

797
01:07:13,940 --> 01:07:15,400
Nobody said it was gonna be easy.

798
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,140
Don't be easy.

799
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,580
You're going hard on yourself man.

800
01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:31,340
Fucking assholes man.

801
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,580
They're not even leaving me any treats.

802
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,000
Rifle for the eye.

803
01:07:48,380 --> 01:07:49,400
Butterfly for baby.

804
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,040
Someone says.

805
01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:58,480
Don't be sneaky.

806
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,420
Don't be sneaky.

807
01:08:02,420 --> 01:08:03,680
Someone says go up to the right.

808
01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:07,120
I don't think that matters.

809
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:15,520
Sean Long.

810
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,660
Where'd you get your shades?

811
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:17,940
Vision.

812
01:08:18,860 --> 01:08:19,340
Fucking.

813
01:08:19,460 --> 01:08:20,500
What's the place where you get your.

814
01:08:20,860 --> 01:08:21,520
Glasses.

815
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:23,520
Specsavers.

816
01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:28,000
Specsavers.

817
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:30,100
Specsavers.

818
01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:31,620
Specsavers.

819
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:39,600
Rifle.

820
01:08:39,780 --> 01:08:40,540
What did you say?

821
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:41,580
Rifle for the eye.

822
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:42,240
And fucking.

823
01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:44,420
Butterfly for the baby.

824
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:49,180
Stay to the right of the eye.

825
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:49,980
While you can.

826
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:50,800
I like the.

827
01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:51,400
It's like.

828
01:08:53,820 --> 01:08:55,320
Lots of information coming in.

829
01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:56,260
Did you get the spud cut?

830
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:56,880
No I didn't.

831
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:00,920
The eye is always in view from the right.

832
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:02,140
Quarter to.

833
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:03,320
Quarter to eight.

834
01:09:03,620 --> 01:09:04,240
Jan Burrsford.

835
01:09:04,340 --> 01:09:05,880
Thank you very much for joining the stream.

836
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:20,120
Lots of information a lot of display name. Thank you very much a lot of tips coming at me here in the chat. I'm just catching up on them

837
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,400
Thank you very much display name

838
01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:37,200
Ramona's blow goats. Thank you very much

839
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:50,700
Let's blow this head off. Yeah, yeah

840
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:58,820
You need to be hitting that fucker with three shots when you've got them Thomas, thank you very much Thomas

841
01:10:01,060 --> 01:10:05,000
Rifle for the eye butterfly for baby back to square one again

842
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:16,360
Jesus Malone, thank you very much Jesus

843
01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:22,080
Nice so fucking heavenly when you get that

844
01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:28,560
When you get that bitch when you get that eye there's nothing like it

845
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:36,560
Glorious tip

846
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,720
How'd I geez

847
01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:52,520
Thank you very much to Jesus Malone Brexit for 20 what a name and Caleb Fox

848
01:10:54,460 --> 01:11:01,580
Who says you're breaking my heart you need to sell your shite and buy an RPG? I'm afraid I'm not gonna go down that route

849
01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:08,420
This is not the you're not watching this for a for easy peasy Street. You're watching to see how a real game gets played

850
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,000
Yeah

851
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,000
I'm not fucking Roman

852
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:21,120
This is the shot then after that fucking smart remark yes

853
01:11:22,860 --> 01:11:26,560
It's time to whip out the butterfly again babies come back

854
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:35,620
Baby come back what if I buy buy buy buy what if I buy buy buy I must admit I was a clown to be fucking around

855
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,220
But that doesn't mean that you have to leave town

856
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,560
Now

857
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:53,840
That tickles he says I doubt it did I think he's actually fucking frontin babies frontin

858
01:11:56,740 --> 01:11:58,740
Babies on fire

859
01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:04,740
Come on you cut

860
01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:06,340
Spiders

861
01:12:06,340 --> 01:12:07,340
Spiders

862
01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:07,340
Spiders

863
01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:08,340
Spiders

864
01:12:08,340 --> 01:12:09,340
Spiders

865
01:12:11,340 --> 01:12:13,340
Shell to see

866
01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:26,460
You hear the guitar in there drop D there's a bit of fucking drop D heavy metal guitar going on as well

867
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:35,860
There's an organ there is some choir action

868
01:12:37,540 --> 01:12:41,080
There's a drop D bit of static X going on

869
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:54,620
What we need to do we're gonna make this guy shit is static kex

870
01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:58,100
In a moment I

871
01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:04,460
Think I'm just gonna leave I'm gonna go for the eyeball with the shotgun

872
01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:16,460
Huh

873
01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:21,260
This guy's a real groovy mover

874
01:13:22,260 --> 01:13:24,260
But he ain't got nothing on me by

875
01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:34,420
Yeah, that's another one for you another one to tell the grandkids that you'll never have because you're about to go bye-bye I

876
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,080
Think I have enough in me

877
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:48,500
Broken butterfly move selection we could have tuned up the butterfly maybe

878
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:52,660
If it goes tits up again, we're tuning up the butterfly

879
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,160
Is it

880
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:12,040
He's alive!

881
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:24,780
Tickles, does it?

882
01:14:25,100 --> 01:14:26,180
Have some more of it then.

883
01:14:26,460 --> 01:14:27,340
And another one.

884
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:34,920
This is for Cameron Fontaine.

885
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:39,660
That's for Anaconda G.

886
01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:43,320
That's for Caleb.

887
01:14:43,660 --> 01:14:44,580
Caleb Fox!

888
01:14:44,580 --> 01:14:46,580
It's time for a fuckin'-

889
01:14:46,580 --> 01:14:54,580
*Ballon*

890
01:14:54,580 --> 01:14:58,580
*Ballon*

891
01:14:58,580 --> 01:15:00,580
*Ballon*

892
01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:02,580
*Ballon*

893
01:15:02,580 --> 01:15:06,580
*Ballon*

894
01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:08,580
*Ballon*

895
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:10,580
*Ballon*

896
01:15:10,580 --> 01:15:12,580
*Ballon*

897
01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:14,580
Time for a fuckin'

898
01:15:14,580 --> 01:15:39,640
Yeah, do you like that, do you? Do you like that, dumbfile? What about this one? Yeah? What about this? That enough for you? Like and subscribe, dickhead!

899
01:15:39,640 --> 01:16:08,760
That's great, that's a fucking great bit of dumbfile action and a real, it's been a fantastic situation with that guy. Blew the case wide open. You know, and it gets to the point where you might, you start to self-doubt. And there's a lesson for us all.

900
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:20,660
Never, ever, let the bastards grind you down. Even when you're at your brink. The brink of mercy.

901
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:40,920
Melissa, thank you very much. Thank you very, very much. Do you know? Look at the state of the place. Now, it's gonna need a bit of sillet bang. We might have to hire a cleaner. The place is a wreck.

902
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:51,260
And it stinks. Emily, thank you very much. Thank you very, very much. It's, it's amazing.

903
01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:57,560
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? Because that stuff was a blast.

904
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:00,960
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. We'll get out!

905
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:06,600
Oh, yeah.

906
01:17:08,180 --> 01:17:09,700
Really happy with that now, yeah.

907
01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:12,160
Really happy with that.

908
01:17:16,220 --> 01:17:18,320
Really happy with that. Butterflied.

909
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:25,080
Went well, yeah. Yeah, went well.

910
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:28,140
Took a bit of doing, yeah.

911
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:29,760
We got there in the end, huh?

912
01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:32,500
We got there in the end.

913
01:17:36,340 --> 01:17:38,100
Someone's saying save the game. I will.

914
01:17:40,020 --> 01:17:41,520
Save the fucking game.

915
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:44,920
80 minutes, someone says fuck.

916
01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:47,820
Speedrun is back.

917
01:17:51,220 --> 01:17:53,340
Now, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret now.

918
01:17:53,660 --> 01:17:54,940
And you might not believe me.

919
01:17:55,580 --> 01:17:56,840
But I was actually pretend-

920
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:58,240
That was kind of like hustling.

921
01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:00,760
I knew all along how to defeat the beast.

922
01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:02,840
I thought that it would be better crack

923
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:05,060
to repeatedly fail

924
01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:06,800
and it would actually be more entertaining

925
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:07,900
for you to see that.

926
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:09,760
And I know you don't believe me.

927
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:10,900
But that's the truth.

928
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:12,700
The god's honest.

929
01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:17,620
You were all taken in by it.

930
01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:19,180
And I

931
01:18:19,180 --> 01:18:22,040
had the last laugh.

932
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:28,980
That's what you said, Jack.

933
01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:30,260
Yes, Jack in the chat.

934
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,020
You said right.

935
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:32,760
Jack knew everything.

936
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:33,400
You

937
01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,320
know everything, Jack.

938
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:37,800
You've been peddling lies

939
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:38,620
about this stream

940
01:18:38,620 --> 01:18:39,720
for the last 10 minutes.

941
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:45,940
Always thinking of the audience.

942
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,600
David St. Patrick.

943
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:51,900
50,000 pesetas in the pocket.

944
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:55,460
Folk don't laugh so hard

945
01:18:55,460 --> 01:18:56,980
when you've got 50,000 pesetas

946
01:18:56,980 --> 01:18:57,720
in the back pocket.

947
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:01,060
You're going to tell more lies.

948
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:03,340
Now.

949
01:19:06,740 --> 01:19:07,820
Look what we've got here.

950
01:19:07,820 --> 01:19:08,640
We've got a chest.

951
01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:10,540
A couple of boxes as well.

952
01:19:14,540 --> 01:19:16,160
Bye bye baby.

953
01:19:16,620 --> 01:19:17,620
Baby bye bye.

954
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:20,060
Bye bye baby.

955
01:19:20,060 --> 01:19:24,020
Bye bye baby.

956
01:19:26,020 --> 01:19:28,020
Don't make me cry.

957
01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:41,020
You and the top 20 do not deserve the money they get.

958
01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:43,960
Look at this.

959
01:19:44,060 --> 01:19:45,420
Two first aid sprays.

960
01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:46,540
Two herbs.

961
01:19:47,060 --> 01:19:49,480
I've got one triple strength herb there.

962
01:19:50,340 --> 01:19:51,720
A rake of fucking weaponry.

963
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:54,420
An obscene amount of weaponry.

964
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:55,820
Firepower Deluxe.

965
01:19:55,820 --> 01:20:00,140
Are you going to enter the Gaming Olympics?

966
01:20:00,740 --> 01:20:02,760
John Murphy says, listen.

967
01:20:03,980 --> 01:20:05,420
I am the Gaming Olympics.

968
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,600
This is what you're watching right now.

969
01:20:11,860 --> 01:20:14,100
The equivalent of Decathlon.

970
01:20:16,980 --> 01:20:18,020
Good night, Francis.

971
01:20:18,260 --> 01:20:18,960
I'm off to bed.

972
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:19,840
Good luck with the game.

973
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:20,540
Hope you win.

974
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:21,320
I'm rooting for you.

975
01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:22,320
Thanks very much, Gavin.

976
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,600
Best of luck and have a great sleep.

977
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:29,920
And here's...

978
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,240
Just for you, Gavin.

979
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:31,780
Here you go.

980
01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:33,360
Bit of dump...

981
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:34,140
Dump valve for you.

982
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:38,260
Sweet dreams.

983
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:44,360
Great stuff.

984
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:44,360
Great stuff.

985
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:45,360
Fantastic.

986
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,820
It's great to have the dump valves there as well, you know.

987
01:20:48,780 --> 01:20:52,640
It adds a new element of excitement and curiosity to the stream.

988
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:58,160
Why did they leave these fucking yokes here and you can't even get into them, sure.

989
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:00,340
They're a waste of space.

990
01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:04,720
They programmed these boxes into the game.

991
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:05,660
You cannot open them.

992
01:21:07,060 --> 01:21:07,620
Climb down?

993
01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:08,160
I will do.

994
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,420
There's nothing else to do around here.

995
01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:17,660
Fucking snakes.

996
01:21:20,660 --> 01:21:21,800
Take the snake downtown.

997
01:21:25,340 --> 01:21:25,900
See that?

998
01:21:25,980 --> 01:21:26,420
Headshot.

999
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:28,560
Headshot.

1000
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:29,620
He wasn't expecting it.

1001
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:30,800
Climb back up again.

1002
01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:31,300
Mistake.

1003
01:21:31,380 --> 01:21:32,140
Didn't mean to do that.

1004
01:21:33,060 --> 01:21:34,340
Why did they let you do that?

1005
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:36,040
Go back down again.

1006
01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:42,960
Your glorious tip.

1007
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:44,960
The Dutch Gold Kid.

1008
01:21:45,060 --> 01:21:45,700
How about that?

1009
01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:47,280
Thank you very much, Dutch Gold Kid.

1010
01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:50,480
I hope you're having a wonderful Monday evening.

1011
01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:57,560
As we glide smoothly and securely into Tuesday small hours.

1012
01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:01,880
Did you save in the end, Max?

1013
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:02,340
I didn't.

1014
01:22:03,140 --> 01:22:04,520
Because you couldn't go back, you see.

1015
01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:06,240
It was a gated community.

1016
01:22:09,340 --> 01:22:10,880
Not like a halting site or anything.

1017
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,700
It was like a fucking gate that came down.

1018
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:16,700
Wouldn't allow you to get back to the lad with the sales.

1019
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:18,240
The January sales master.

1020
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,880
I wonder what this lad is selling in January.

1021
01:22:25,660 --> 01:22:29,980
We might come back to play the game in January and see if the prices have gone lower.

1022
01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:39,040
Take the flash.

1023
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:40,080
I will do.

1024
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:41,400
Sean King.

1025
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:41,480
Sean King.

1026
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:41,480
Sean King.

1027
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:41,480
Sean King.

1028
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:42,480
Sean King.

1029
01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:44,280
What can I say about Sean King?

1030
01:22:44,380 --> 01:22:45,880
It hasn't already been said.

1031
01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:47,640
A legend.

1032
01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:48,500
A myth.

1033
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:51,760
A supernatural being.

1034
01:22:52,260 --> 01:22:54,280
A man with a plan.

1035
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:56,720
An enigma.

1036
01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:57,900
A riddle.

1037
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:01,220
Wrapped up in a fucking box.

1038
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:18,880
Now we've saved it.

1039
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:22,980
These boards have kind of devices.

1040
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:24,900
Yeah, maybe they did the music for this bit.

1041
01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:26,900
Hmm.

1042
01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:32,580
Not much, man. Not much.

1043
01:23:32,660 --> 01:23:34,260
I'm waiting for the fucking...

1044
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:36,120
I'll sell you an egg. How about that?

1045
01:23:36,900 --> 01:23:38,480
You can come to some arena then.

1046
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:42,940
Have a look.

1047
01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:50,860
Is that all?

1048
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,760
Yeah. Thank you.

1049
01:23:53,540 --> 01:23:54,820
What are you buying?

1050
01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:57,300
I'd like to tune up the butterfly, please.

1051
01:23:58,020 --> 01:23:59,540
Is that all, stranger?

1052
01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:00,460
It is, yeah.

1053
01:24:00,460 --> 01:24:01,120
Thank you.

1054
01:24:03,940 --> 01:24:14,420
Maybe, yeah. No.

1055
01:24:17,300 --> 01:24:18,580
Is that all, stranger?

1056
01:24:18,940 --> 01:24:20,220
Yeah. Thank you.

1057
01:24:20,220 --> 01:24:40,220
I need...

1058
01:24:40,220 --> 01:24:43,780
...dodgeballers down there.

1059
01:24:43,780 --> 01:25:00,260
...the match holds to begin the match.

1060
01:25:10,260 --> 01:25:11,940
Good reply by Ostapenko.

1061
01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:16,940
Number two...

1062
01:25:17,940 --> 01:25:22,600
Number two, wank McCord.

1063
01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:23,640
Look at this.

1064
01:25:23,780 --> 01:25:25,020
It wangs back in action.

1065
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,180
If it ain't wang, it ain't white.

1066
01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:27,880
Need a ride, handsome?

1067
01:25:30,580 --> 01:25:31,060
Okay.

1068
01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:35,940
Yeah.

1069
01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:36,340
Yeah.

1070
01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:36,840
Yeah.

1071
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:41,840
*repeats*

1072
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:45,840
*Mirad music*

1073
01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:14,240
Wow, that cut really well actually between the two, the dump valve into that.

1074
01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:26,240
*Mirad music*

1075
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:28,240
Thanks Hardy Bucks for that, cheers.

1076
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:30,240
*Mirad music*

1077
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:32,240
Heh, women, eh?

1078
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:36,240
Is this what they're at now? Speedboats and fucking dresses?

1079
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:40,640
*Mirad music*

1080
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:42,640
It's the Lord.

1081
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,640
*Mirad music*

1082
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:46,640
*Mirad music*

1083
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:48,640
*Mirad music*

1084
01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:50,640
*Mirad music*

1085
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,640
*Mirad music*

1086
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:54,640
*Mirad music*

1087
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,640
*Mirad music*

1088
01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:58,640
*Mirad music*

1089
01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:00,640
*Mirad music*

1090
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,640
*Mirad music*

1091
01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:04,640
*Mirad music*

1092
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:06,640
*Mirad music*

1093
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,640
*Mirad music*

1094
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,640
*Mirad music*

1095
01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:12,640
*Mirad music*

1096
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:17,540
It's bad he's a waste of space a waste of time a

1097
01:27:20,740 --> 01:27:22,740
Waste of crime

1098
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:33,020
You hammered your mother you depicted her as a lazy good-for-nothing whoo

1099
01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:35,840
Good for nothing whoo

1100
01:27:36,260 --> 01:27:41,700
Look at that. Thank you very much for that. You hammered your mother that jewel in the crown

1101
01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:50,500
To Ada Wong's don't make a white come on you know that right?

1102
01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:54,540
Thank you very much for your tip

1103
01:27:55,020 --> 01:28:01,180
Kind generous insane what more can be said that hasn't already been said

1104
01:28:04,340 --> 01:28:06,340
Gabriel

1105
01:28:06,340 --> 01:28:25,340
*outro music*

1106
01:28:25,340 --> 01:28:35,340
Yeah game! Thanks a man! Thanks a man man! Best you luck man! Good luck! Thanks a man million!

1107
01:28:35,340 --> 01:28:42,340
*outro music*

1108
01:28:42,340 --> 01:28:47,340
Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down! Get out!

1109
01:28:47,340 --> 01:28:51,340
*outro music*

1110
01:28:51,340 --> 01:28:59,340
Gabriel, gotta catch them all! Gabriel! The angel of the Bible!

1111
01:28:59,340 --> 01:29:25,340
*outro music*

1112
01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:36,340
Thanks Rory! I've spent over an hour waiting for the snake to beat the shite out of virtual Spanish child and he did it! So I'm off to bed for luck! Good night and God bless! Take it easy!

1113
01:29:36,340 --> 01:29:38,340
Get nice and God bless!

1114
01:29:38,340 --> 01:29:40,340
*outro music*

1115
01:29:40,340 --> 01:29:49,340
I can hear Ashley screaming! I might take that out there! *outro music*

1116
01:29:49,340 --> 01:29:54,340
*outro music*

1117
01:29:54,340 --> 01:29:58,340
*outro music*

1118
01:29:58,340 --> 01:30:06,340
Regenerate her soon! Regenerate her soon! *outro music*

1119
01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:08,340
*outro music*

1120
01:30:08,340 --> 01:30:10,340
Oh my God! Who's this? *outro music*

1121
01:30:10,340 --> 01:30:16,340
Just when you think you're out of the fucking snake pit another one another egg hatches! *outro music*

1122
01:30:16,340 --> 01:30:29,340
*outro music*

1123
01:30:29,340 --> 01:30:30,340
*outro music*

1124
01:30:30,340 --> 01:30:31,340
*outro music*

1125
01:30:31,340 --> 01:30:32,340
*outro music*

1126
01:30:32,340 --> 01:30:33,340
*outro music*

1127
01:30:33,340 --> 01:30:34,340
This is for Grenada!

1128
01:30:34,340 --> 01:30:36,340
*outro music*

1129
01:30:36,340 --> 01:30:37,340
*outro music*

1130
01:30:37,340 --> 01:30:41,340
I'll do the same again in a moment's notice! *outro music*

1131
01:30:41,340 --> 01:30:44,340
Let's watch the blast first! *outro music*

1132
01:30:44,340 --> 01:30:45,340
*outro music*

1133
01:30:45,340 --> 01:30:46,340
*outro music*

1134
01:30:46,340 --> 01:30:47,340
*outro music*

1135
01:30:47,340 --> 01:31:09,140
Uh oh. We have an axe wielder. Mine thrower. Angel of the grenades. Look at this. Multi-task.

1136
01:31:09,140 --> 01:31:36,620
Fistikovs. Oh I didn't get him. It's not good. Country loading.

1137
01:31:36,620 --> 01:31:50,620
The angel of the planes of the Serengeti. I heard you were doing a bit of work down the Serengeti.

1138
01:31:52,620 --> 01:31:56,620
Bit of subcontracting down the Serengeti. The wilderness is it?

1139
01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:18,620
This cunt needs baiting. Uh oh. Is that a regenerator? Behind him. Fucking World War 2.

1140
01:32:26,620 --> 01:32:40,620
Is he even fucking killable? Yes. The answer is yes.

1141
01:32:44,620 --> 01:32:56,620
Tis my ass. It's called Tis my ass. Fucking hell. Oh yeah. So nice.

1142
01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:08,620
He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me.

1143
01:33:08,620 --> 01:33:10,620
He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me.

1144
01:33:10,620 --> 01:33:12,620
Matalan.

1145
01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:18,620
Hell. He thought he had it solved then.

1146
01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:22,620
Oh so did he. And him.

1147
01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:24,620
And this one too.

1148
01:33:24,620 --> 01:33:28,620
They've got different voices now. They've got new and improved Spanish accents.

1149
01:33:40,620 --> 01:33:42,620
Go back.

1150
01:33:42,620 --> 01:33:44,620
Don't be cheeky. He's still moving.

1151
01:33:48,620 --> 01:34:02,620
Scary. They're scary enough. When they get going. They've got form. They've got form.

1152
01:34:06,620 --> 01:34:11,040
There's cunts up there, there's cunts everywhere.

1153
01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:23,420
Sidestep. I'm gonna go with the blacktail. I feel confident.

1154
01:34:23,420 --> 01:34:44,740
Fuck. Fuck! So nice. This guy's got a bit of pep in his step.

1155
01:34:44,740 --> 01:35:11,060
Are these guys gonna keep coming forever or is it... Are they limited? Have they got limited output? Are they mad energised?

1156
01:35:11,060 --> 01:35:37,060
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

1157
01:35:37,060 --> 01:35:46,980
Do I, uh... Do I aim it at that?

1158
01:35:50,980 --> 01:35:52,440
I heard the voice on him.

1159
01:36:02,060 --> 01:36:04,060
Fuck. I rolled to the back.

1160
01:36:17,900 --> 01:36:21,980
You have to rotate them so the laser reflects off each other, Rhys.

1161
01:36:23,980 --> 01:36:26,940
Thank you, Rhys. Appreciate that.

1162
01:36:35,100 --> 01:36:35,900
Fuck.

1163
01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:43,900
Might blacktail the end of this guy.

1164
01:36:51,900 --> 01:36:55,180
Yes. Conservation.

1165
01:36:57,500 --> 01:36:58,300
Zulu nation.

1166
01:37:04,220 --> 01:37:06,140
Bit of Zulu nation for you here, man.

1167
01:37:07,580 --> 01:37:08,380
Afrocentric.

1168
01:37:11,420 --> 01:37:12,220
One, two.

1169
01:37:14,780 --> 01:37:17,340
You're gonna grow more fucking flies.

1170
01:37:19,980 --> 01:37:21,340
You're gonna kill more flies.

1171
01:37:24,060 --> 01:37:24,620
Some neck.

1172
01:37:26,220 --> 01:37:27,100
Good for not...

1173
01:37:27,100 --> 01:37:27,500
Not...

1174
01:37:28,140 --> 01:37:29,820
Good for nothing, whore.

1175
01:37:29,820 --> 01:37:55,020
miserable childhood miserable lanes of limerick misery misery misery the whole flippin way

1176
01:37:55,020 --> 01:38:04,380
if you were so miserable frank if that's the case frank why did you not discuss your well-paid

1177
01:38:04,380 --> 01:38:14,220
employment with lord saddler for the same reason i didn't discuss many things you had enough time now

1178
01:38:17,500 --> 01:38:23,340
was there an ounce of truth in what jerry hanan was saying i think there might have been because

1179
01:38:24,380 --> 01:38:30,700
there was a bit of a reaction when the accusations of necrophilia started flying out of the woodwork

1180
01:38:31,660 --> 01:38:38,380
frank mccord seemed to go into overdrive he started shouting and moving erratically

1181
01:38:39,660 --> 01:38:46,540
uh i've seen that kind of tactic before it's kind of like a damage limitation

1182
01:38:51,420 --> 01:38:58,540
it just subdues the argument you know it moves it on to a different uh where am i meant to move these

1183
01:39:03,100 --> 01:39:08,620
reese what did you say there now you you go up to the door first turn on the laser all right you turn

1184
01:39:08,620 --> 01:39:18,940
on the laser right to the door first good for nothing door you owe your mother an apology

1185
01:39:22,620 --> 01:39:27,340
willie harold willie harold teresa carmody's parents teresa carmody's family at least

1186
01:39:34,140 --> 01:39:44,060
laser time baby

1187
01:39:49,900 --> 01:40:00,620
so so so so so so so so that comes out of there i met him just before he died and that comes out of

1188
01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:11,740
there that goes over there yes yes he is no i didn't i met him just before he died you're gonna tell more lies

1189
01:40:17,740 --> 01:40:21,980
why did you not discuss your time with the last illuminatus boy scout movement

1190
01:40:23,100 --> 01:40:26,700
for the same reason i didn't discuss many things now you've had enough time

1191
01:40:28,220 --> 01:40:32,140
go and help the poor of limerick looks like the reflector rotates

1192
01:40:33,100 --> 01:40:39,020
rotate it i will yeah why not and then we'll go that willie harold

1193
01:40:41,580 --> 01:40:44,700
you sold willie harold on the black market

1194
01:40:51,900 --> 01:40:53,100
you're pathetic jerry

1195
01:40:58,940 --> 01:41:05,500
why are you so obsessed with me because frank jesus christ in heaven

1196
01:41:10,220 --> 01:41:13,900
why are you so obsessed with me because frank

1197
01:41:13,900 --> 01:41:18,060
oh yeah right

1198
01:41:18,060 --> 01:41:23,020
yeah yeah yeah laser bag

1199
01:41:24,940 --> 01:41:30,620
got a fucking bagel i've got a sack of laser pens man do you want to buy one two euro pop

1200
01:41:38,780 --> 01:41:43,820
thank you thank you thank you very much broken man i'm a broken man

1201
01:41:45,660 --> 01:41:47,740
broken man

1202
01:41:49,740 --> 01:41:50,940
broken manish dan

1203
01:41:58,780 --> 01:42:12,220
janathan welsh thank you very much how do you fancy athletic balls fc's chances in the five-side league

1204
01:42:13,740 --> 01:42:19,020
haven't seen them play but i heard they play some great stuff reminiscent of uh oh

1205
01:42:21,180 --> 01:42:24,300
reminiscent of late 90s early noughties arsenal

1206
01:42:25,900 --> 01:42:26,620
passing game

1207
01:42:31,100 --> 01:42:33,500
theory on re re parler

1208
01:42:40,220 --> 01:42:40,460
right

1209
01:42:42,860 --> 01:42:43,180
right

1210
01:42:45,180 --> 01:42:55,180
right what hell man

1211
01:42:55,180 --> 01:42:55,820
oh

1212
01:42:55,820 --> 01:43:03,980
make that guy spin around i made him spin with the bullets

1213
01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:12,540
i made him spin with the bullets yeah the force was was such that he had to spin around

1214
01:43:13,420 --> 01:43:20,140
he did a bit of dancing strictly come dancing

1215
01:43:20,140 --> 01:43:39,580
look who it is in the chat man d lp you know me how you getting on man the lope the loper the loper the interloper

1216
01:43:42,540 --> 01:43:50,220
lermat dope heads jerry han had his own radio show all right does he still have his own radio show

1217
01:43:51,340 --> 01:43:56,540
thank you very much for watching there uh dave who's going to bed good night

1218
01:43:57,740 --> 01:44:04,860
if you don't have nightmares after some of these shams you've been watching ah shambaliza rice

1219
01:44:05,660 --> 01:44:06,380
shambolic

1220
01:44:08,940 --> 01:44:16,140
right in the shambolox shambuzi one in the cock two in the sack get down to sleep you're not coming back

1221
01:44:16,860 --> 01:44:27,660
good night and god bless

1222
01:44:35,820 --> 01:44:43,660
jeb bush i was thinking there the other day the jeb bush with jeb being a name for

1223
01:44:44,860 --> 01:44:51,900
a boob or a tit and bush being a name for a fanny he could actually have been his nickname in school

1224
01:44:52,540 --> 01:44:57,020
by bullies could have been tit fanny or

1225
01:44:57,020 --> 01:44:57,340
fucking

1226
01:45:00,140 --> 01:45:01,660
no tit fanny's probably the best

1227
01:45:06,300 --> 01:45:07,660
move move move move move

1228
01:45:07,660 --> 01:45:18,780
fucking hell look at this lad borderlands oh no

1229
01:45:21,260 --> 01:45:23,980
he's gonna have to take a slice of the magnum

1230
01:45:27,020 --> 01:45:27,260
the fuck

1231
01:45:30,940 --> 01:45:33,020
is he back up again he's gonna tell more lies is he

1232
01:45:34,380 --> 01:45:36,380
fucking steal of these cunts man

1233
01:45:40,060 --> 01:45:43,980
jeb bush did 911 bat flaps is another one yeah

1234
01:45:49,420 --> 01:45:51,580
uh-oh you'd think that would have

1235
01:45:51,580 --> 01:45:52,780
have to talk to the guns

1236
01:45:57,420 --> 01:45:57,820
do that

1237
01:46:01,580 --> 01:46:03,020
first time first touch

1238
01:46:05,260 --> 01:46:07,980
leon's got a fucking wicked first touch on the volley

1239
01:46:09,900 --> 01:46:12,700
great accuracy as well that explodey boy

1240
01:46:13,260 --> 01:46:27,100
seven bushes away

1241
01:46:27,100 --> 01:46:29,020
seven bushes away

1242
01:46:36,300 --> 01:46:41,740
you have now entered the fifth dimension did you bring a lunch

1243
01:46:46,140 --> 01:46:47,340
welcome to hell

1244
01:46:50,460 --> 01:46:51,340
did you bring a lunch

1245
01:46:52,460 --> 01:46:55,340
imagine the devil said that to you when you finally got there

1246
01:46:58,300 --> 01:47:04,060
let's do this let's make this let's make this guy feel the pain that i felt being on this

1247
01:47:04,060 --> 01:47:05,260
fucking island for too long

1248
01:47:07,980 --> 01:47:09,420
how did that happen i didn't even know

1249
01:47:18,060 --> 01:47:20,220
welcome welcome to hell

1250
01:47:25,580 --> 01:47:26,780
do you have a loyalty tag

1251
01:47:35,820 --> 01:47:37,260
this is a fucking counter pyramid

1252
01:47:39,660 --> 01:47:39,900
no

1253
01:47:51,900 --> 01:48:04,140
fucking hell he's got a great aim

1254
01:48:15,100 --> 01:48:17,580
this is side ups

1255
01:48:20,700 --> 01:48:31,900
oh he's handy

1256
01:48:35,660 --> 01:48:36,060
fucking

1257
01:48:41,340 --> 01:48:55,340
i need to go back and reevaluate what i'm doing

1258
01:49:06,140 --> 01:49:07,580
fucking state of this guy

1259
01:49:10,060 --> 01:49:10,940
he's got form

1260
01:49:16,380 --> 01:49:17,180
on again

1261
01:49:20,460 --> 01:49:21,180
fucking header

1262
01:49:21,740 --> 01:49:22,620
he's ahead oh

1263
01:49:25,900 --> 01:49:27,340
where are they pulling these out of

1264
01:49:27,340 --> 01:49:36,460
fucking head on the other

1265
01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:37,500
fucking hell

1266
01:49:47,100 --> 01:49:47,900
space kicks

1267
01:49:55,100 --> 01:49:56,220
running low on the ammo

1268
01:49:56,220 --> 01:49:58,940
running low on the ammo man

1269
01:49:59,580 --> 01:50:00,700
we're running low man

1270
01:50:05,180 --> 01:50:06,300
i got a feeling

1271
01:50:07,180 --> 01:50:09,420
tonight's gonna be a shit night

1272
01:50:10,060 --> 01:50:12,700
tonight's gonna be a shit night

1273
01:50:13,340 --> 01:50:16,220
tonight's gonna be a real shit night

1274
01:50:16,780 --> 01:50:17,900
i got a feeling

1275
01:50:17,900 --> 01:50:25,580
fucking head spinners

1276
01:50:25,580 --> 01:50:30,860
fucking hell hedge spinners these are the kind of head bangers i have to deal with these guys

1277
01:50:31,900 --> 01:50:39,580
they're gonna get blown into next tuesday all when i go the mine thrower i i thought about going the mine thrower route with them

1278
01:50:40,460 --> 01:50:43,580
yeah i went the mine thrower route with them

1279
01:50:47,340 --> 01:50:50,220
nice you see that kablamo

1280
01:50:52,700 --> 01:50:59,420
how many william tell buckings have they got on the on the top deck there it's not stopping it's not gonna stop

1281
01:51:08,460 --> 01:51:17,980
yeah stuff thanks very much for that any crack from the ep come down asking for a friend how were julian casablancas and the boys

1282
01:51:19,340 --> 01:51:21,100
they were all right man fab moretti

1283
01:51:23,100 --> 01:51:26,860
took a rake of fucking o'donnell's crisps before the before the match

1284
01:51:28,940 --> 01:51:33,980
and he shot himself came up so hard on the fucking pan

1285
01:51:33,980 --> 01:51:38,940
pan fried hand-cooked crisps cheese and onion that he couldn't play the gig i had to go on

1286
01:51:38,940 --> 01:51:44,860
instead of him wearing the disguise which was simple because he looked fucked

1287
01:51:53,660 --> 01:51:59,900
he has a fucking perspiration problem though so i was going around the fucking picnic calling him fab

1288
01:51:59,900 --> 01:52:08,700
mershwetty he didn't like that he took umbrage the cut these these guys are all gone now they've been dispatched handily to the next realm

1289
01:52:10,460 --> 01:52:11,180
no funeral

1290
01:52:12,620 --> 01:52:17,420
pure fucking vaporization like you know there might be a remembrance kind of fucking thing for them but

1291
01:52:18,620 --> 01:52:21,100
zero fucking burial necessary

1292
01:52:23,020 --> 01:52:32,540
they're not even christian i think they might have been fucking uh satanic no you don't

1293
01:52:37,180 --> 01:52:41,980
those lads were taking crystals all night man they were hepped up on fucking crystals

1294
01:52:44,540 --> 01:52:51,580
they could they couldn't stop jiving man one guy was that one guy took so much he became crystallized

1295
01:52:54,140 --> 01:52:55,980
he turned into a huge blood diamond

1296
01:52:57,900 --> 01:53:00,940
he had to be fucking extracted from uh beneath strad valley

1297
01:53:03,180 --> 01:53:06,300
by a group of fucking uh diamond miners

1298
01:53:09,660 --> 01:53:15,340
oh i could have just uh sealed the deal with that what the was the deal with the seals

1299
01:53:16,140 --> 01:53:18,140
that uh had their heads chopped off

1300
01:53:20,220 --> 01:53:25,020
what's that about man what what the is wrong with people like you know

1301
01:53:25,020 --> 01:53:36,540
maybe i'll uh shoot that from afar

1302
01:53:38,460 --> 01:53:40,380
and so i shot you from afar

1303
01:53:44,940 --> 01:53:55,820
bennett uh oh no please

1304
01:53:58,460 --> 01:54:01,100
one lad was dabbing crystals he became a blood crystal

1305
01:54:06,380 --> 01:54:09,660
no way man yes way man yes way on

1306
01:54:12,540 --> 01:54:20,380
what seals kev there was a rake five uh decapitated seals on a beach in i think it was doney gall i'm not sure

1307
01:54:21,260 --> 01:54:27,740
but i remember there was a beach party in galway 10 years ago uh 2006

1308
01:54:29,500 --> 01:54:36,940
uh at the end of the fucking night someone threw through a a dead seal onto the campfire and it was

1309
01:54:36,940 --> 01:54:42,140
just it was the worst comedown you've like it was the worst thing to end a night ever

1310
01:54:43,420 --> 01:54:48,460
um but some people did it it didn't affect some people as emotionally as it did others and myself

1311
01:54:49,020 --> 01:54:54,700
and there was one fella who said as we were walking away well that put a seal on the evening anyway

1312
01:54:55,260 --> 01:55:00,700
and i didn't get any laughs but i thought back then a few weeks after after the fucking uh turmoil it

1313
01:55:01,500 --> 01:55:06,460
ebbed away in my soul and i thought that was a pretty funny thing to have said in the face of all that

1314
01:55:10,060 --> 01:55:11,020
seal team six

1315
01:55:15,820 --> 01:55:21,980
it was a real walking home with the head down hey well i put a fucking seal on the evening anyway

1316
01:55:24,540 --> 01:55:25,100
see you later

1317
01:55:28,700 --> 01:55:34,220
post roisin dovecrack summer summertime campfire fucking chill out sessions in galway

1318
01:55:38,460 --> 01:55:40,060
now what's inside this

1319
01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:54,220
climb up and get your treasure fill your boots a lovely cat and you can stick a spinal in its head

1320
01:55:54,220 --> 01:55:58,060
and sell it for a lot more money than you would if it didn't have a spinal in its head

1321
01:55:58,860 --> 01:56:00,220
you got the golden links

1322
01:56:02,780 --> 01:56:06,460
i like that i like that a lot let's see what we can stick in its head

1323
01:56:11,820 --> 01:56:12,860
keys and treasures

1324
01:56:15,580 --> 01:56:23,820
what can you examine the links a golden statue with three holes where are the other three i can only see one

1325
01:56:25,260 --> 01:56:29,260
there's one in its arse and one in its mouth oh it's side right i see yeah

1326
01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:35,820
it's got a third eye you're telling more eyes what's the cat's eye

1327
01:56:38,540 --> 01:56:41,020
emerald did i sell the cat's eye i did

1328
01:56:47,260 --> 01:56:47,660
fuck it

1329
01:56:55,180 --> 01:57:00,700
a red seal there's nothing going on in that

1330
01:57:09,740 --> 01:57:18,620
my book is a crush crush man thank you so much crushed i don't want to say something else crushed

1331
01:57:20,460 --> 01:57:21,660
you're a fucking legend man

1332
01:57:23,500 --> 01:57:42,940
woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo thanks very much man moving to australia tomorrow if you beat the game when i'm on the plane make sure you tell saddler to eat as crushed

1333
01:57:44,780 --> 01:57:49,740
i will if you beat the game while i'm on the plane and uh

1334
01:57:52,540 --> 01:57:56,940
how can you you can't watch the you can't watch youtube on a plane sure you can't no

1335
01:57:58,300 --> 01:58:03,820
huh is that is that a thing now do they have the play do you have internet on the planes even when you're

1336
01:58:04,460 --> 01:58:06,460
on like a big long hauler like that

1337
01:58:14,140 --> 01:58:19,660
can you can you can you waste do your can you worst

1338
01:58:24,140 --> 01:58:32,220
can you comes home with a new tune lads i have a new tune man do you want to hear it do your can you worst you can't

1339
01:58:38,860 --> 01:58:40,860
whoo

1340
01:58:45,020 --> 01:59:06,860
best of luck going to uh australia there i wanna fly high until it hurts and fucking drop from the sky and talk to birds in australia

1341
01:59:06,860 --> 01:59:13,660
5G comes from airplanes, are you serious?

1342
01:59:14,060 --> 01:59:16,600
Bucket of Crush, gonna be wrestling with the plenty of snakes.

1343
01:59:17,500 --> 01:59:19,220
Beardsman MEP here.

1344
01:59:23,220 --> 01:59:24,180
Look at this.

1345
01:59:25,500 --> 01:59:27,500
He's got a little fucking menu now.

1346
01:59:28,060 --> 01:59:29,080
He's moving up in the world.

1347
01:59:29,980 --> 01:59:30,700
Let's have a look.

1348
01:59:31,720 --> 01:59:36,100
I like scoping in on little details like this and seeing what went into the...

1349
01:59:36,100 --> 01:59:43,560
Square and sevens men's... men'sable, measurable.

1350
01:59:46,040 --> 01:59:46,920
18, 16, 11.

1351
01:59:56,060 --> 01:59:59,440
Got some rare shite on sale, stranger.

1352
02:00:02,380 --> 02:00:03,760
A treasure island map.

1353
02:00:03,760 --> 02:00:09,360
Maybe a treasure map for the island, no?

1354
02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:10,760
I don't know.

1355
02:00:12,180 --> 02:00:13,020
Killer seven.

1356
02:00:13,160 --> 02:00:13,820
What the fuck's happening?

1357
02:00:13,980 --> 02:00:15,840
Very stable, powerful, 45 magnum.

1358
02:00:16,980 --> 02:00:17,720
Let's sell him this.

1359
02:00:18,420 --> 02:00:20,060
Tell you the butterfly and I'll take the killer.

1360
02:00:21,220 --> 02:00:25,640
I'll buy it at a high price.

1361
02:00:25,940 --> 02:00:26,800
I bet you will.

1362
02:00:28,560 --> 02:00:29,320
Thank you.

1363
02:00:29,420 --> 02:00:31,280
Gonna treat myself to a killer seven.

1364
02:00:32,860 --> 02:00:33,820
Is that all?

1365
02:00:39,760 --> 02:00:40,620
Lovely stuff.

1366
02:00:41,280 --> 02:00:42,200
What's that on top?

1367
02:00:42,260 --> 02:00:42,840
Laser sight.

1368
02:00:43,120 --> 02:00:43,940
Fucking nice.

1369
02:00:44,120 --> 02:00:45,860
Although the last one had a laser sight as well.

1370
02:00:46,440 --> 02:00:50,020
There must be something about this that isn't about the other.

1371
02:00:54,840 --> 02:00:56,400
Butterfly is better, says Kevin.

1372
02:00:56,660 --> 02:00:57,380
It's too late, man.

1373
02:00:57,840 --> 02:00:59,620
I'm only gonna lose money if I...

1374
02:00:59,620 --> 02:00:59,920
What are you buying?

1375
02:01:03,660 --> 02:01:06,120
I think I did the fucking butterfly up as well.

1376
02:01:10,120 --> 02:01:10,760
Forget it.

1377
02:01:12,060 --> 02:01:12,260
Come back.

1378
02:01:12,260 --> 02:01:12,940
Reese, France.

1379
02:01:13,060 --> 02:01:14,940
Subgrade the capacity on the shotgun for more bullets.

1380
02:01:15,800 --> 02:01:17,020
I don't think I have the money.

1381
02:01:17,640 --> 02:01:21,960
And I'm waiting to fucking get all the cat's eyes to schtick in that lynx before I sell it on.

1382
02:01:22,320 --> 02:01:23,240
What are you buying?

1383
02:01:24,380 --> 02:01:27,380
It's gonna be a mighty, mighty done deal of a night then when I get that lynx.

1384
02:01:27,840 --> 02:01:29,120
When I pimp that lynx.

1385
02:01:30,060 --> 02:01:32,480
Did you see pimp my lynx the last night?

1386
02:01:32,920 --> 02:01:33,700
I was class.

1387
02:01:34,140 --> 02:01:35,360
Exhibit had this lynx.

1388
02:01:35,760 --> 02:01:38,360
And he fucking spray painted some cool colors on it.

1389
02:01:39,640 --> 02:01:40,080
Stuck.

1390
02:01:40,080 --> 02:01:43,780
Stuck a fucking PlayStation 2 in the front.

1391
02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:44,680
In the back seat.

1392
02:01:46,100 --> 02:01:47,220
And then he had like a...

1393
02:01:47,220 --> 02:01:49,720
He had a cool fucking like...

1394
02:01:49,720 --> 02:01:51,520
Aquarium full of fish in it.

1395
02:01:51,520 --> 02:01:56,980
What are you buying?

1396
02:01:57,820 --> 02:01:58,700
Arrah, fuck that.

1397
02:01:58,840 --> 02:01:59,000
We'll...

1398
02:01:59,000 --> 02:01:59,540
We'll...

1399
02:01:59,540 --> 02:02:00,920
We'll save it.

1400
02:02:01,000 --> 02:02:02,220
We'll type the...

1401
02:02:02,220 --> 02:02:03,880
We'll type the typewriter out.

1402
02:02:04,480 --> 02:02:05,200
Head on.

1403
02:02:05,320 --> 02:02:05,940
We'll head on.

1404
02:02:08,720 --> 02:02:09,860
Should we head on, man?

1405
02:02:10,320 --> 02:02:11,540
Yeah, this is fucking shite.

1406
02:02:11,600 --> 02:02:11,900
Come on.

1407
02:02:16,580 --> 02:02:19,980
Put a fucking spin valve in the back of the tailpipe, lad.

1408
02:02:20,980 --> 02:02:23,420
Did you get a new spin pipe for your metro?

1409
02:02:26,540 --> 02:02:27,020
No.

1410
02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:27,960
Look at this.

1411
02:02:29,400 --> 02:02:30,660
Goose uniter here.

1412
02:02:32,540 --> 02:02:33,860
50 pence in the boys.

1413
02:02:34,660 --> 02:02:36,700
Lloyd Banks and fucking Tony Yeo.

1414
02:02:37,680 --> 02:02:39,640
Tony Yeo sends his regards.

1415
02:02:41,640 --> 02:02:42,360
Look at that.

1416
02:02:42,360 --> 02:02:48,620
Have I time to reload?

1417
02:02:53,040 --> 02:02:54,100
Quarters of eight?

1418
02:02:55,660 --> 02:02:56,180
Oh no.

1419
02:03:05,920 --> 02:03:07,380
This gun.

1420
02:03:07,380 --> 02:03:07,380
This gun.

1421
02:03:07,380 --> 02:03:14,480
Welcome to hell.

1422
02:03:14,480 --> 02:03:18,500
Did you get petrol or diesel?

1423
02:03:20,600 --> 02:03:21,560
Double kill, baby.

1424
02:03:22,020 --> 02:03:22,760
Double kill.

1425
02:03:23,700 --> 02:03:24,260
They don't...

1426
02:03:24,260 --> 02:03:26,300
You don't get many of those guys to the pound.

1427
02:03:27,440 --> 02:03:28,260
Or the ounce.

1428
02:03:29,260 --> 02:03:31,020
Fucking more bounce to the ounce, man.

1429
02:03:34,680 --> 02:03:37,480
James, you've the driving taste in nine hours.

1430
02:03:38,020 --> 02:03:39,100
Get some kip, man.

1431
02:03:39,680 --> 02:03:40,140
And remember...

1432
02:03:40,140 --> 02:03:42,520
Remember what the signs mean.

1433
02:03:43,520 --> 02:03:44,560
Did he just purr?

1434
02:03:44,620 --> 02:03:45,860
That lad purred when he died.

1435
02:03:45,980 --> 02:03:49,440
He must have had a fucking golden lynx inside his larynx.

1436
02:03:49,720 --> 02:03:51,340
He must have had a golden larynx.

1437
02:03:51,960 --> 02:03:53,440
Pimped out to the max by exhibit.

1438
02:03:58,980 --> 02:03:59,740
Don't worry, man.

1439
02:03:59,800 --> 02:04:00,100
You'll be...

1440
02:04:00,100 --> 02:04:02,220
The driving test is fucking pissed, man.

1441
02:04:02,240 --> 02:04:02,960
Don't worry about it, man.

1442
02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:03,620
You'll be grand.

1443
02:04:04,980 --> 02:04:06,540
Just go and turn up like...

1444
02:04:06,540 --> 02:04:07,700
Like you own the place.

1445
02:04:08,720 --> 02:04:10,880
Tell the driving instructor that...

1446
02:04:10,880 --> 02:04:11,580
Or, uh...

1447
02:04:11,580 --> 02:04:12,160
Test man.

1448
02:04:12,560 --> 02:04:12,900
Tester.

1449
02:04:15,940 --> 02:04:17,280
That you own him.

1450
02:04:18,300 --> 02:04:18,920
Tell him that.

1451
02:04:19,540 --> 02:04:20,220
He'll love that.

1452
02:04:20,860 --> 02:04:21,660
That'll go...

1453
02:04:21,660 --> 02:04:23,400
That'll stand to you.

1454
02:04:23,980 --> 02:04:25,040
That'll stand to you.

1455
02:04:25,040 --> 02:04:35,540
Stav for your glorious tip.

1456
02:04:36,640 --> 02:04:37,620
Thank you very much.

1457
02:04:38,440 --> 02:04:39,020
Real talk.

1458
02:04:39,240 --> 02:04:40,760
The chat wants a live show again, bud.

1459
02:04:40,940 --> 02:04:42,220
Give the public what they want.

1460
02:04:42,480 --> 02:04:43,840
You can stay in our gaff.

1461
02:04:44,100 --> 02:04:48,040
If you have a 2.0, the conspiracy PowerPoint presentation.

1462
02:04:48,840 --> 02:04:50,040
Yeah, well, we gotta see, man.

1463
02:04:50,040 --> 02:04:52,040
Thanks very much for the, uh...

1464
02:04:53,180 --> 02:04:54,320
The Stav dollars.

1465
02:04:54,440 --> 02:04:55,440
But, I mean...

1466
02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:58,260
A bit of preparation needs to go into that before I...

1467
02:04:58,260 --> 02:04:59,980
I can't just fucking rock up with a PowerPoint.

1468
02:05:01,720 --> 02:05:02,980
Need to make the fucking thing.

1469
02:05:04,540 --> 02:05:05,940
Need to open up this locker.

1470
02:05:06,240 --> 02:05:06,900
Take the change.

1471
02:05:07,140 --> 02:05:08,440
We need to beat Lord Sadler.

1472
02:05:09,640 --> 02:05:10,600
Before we can do that.

1473
02:05:12,980 --> 02:05:15,100
Squirt a bit of links on before the test.

1474
02:05:16,440 --> 02:05:19,340
Driving test these boys mad for the white nationalism.

1475
02:05:20,400 --> 02:05:21,680
Don't know what that means, Jay.

1476
02:05:22,380 --> 02:05:24,360
Give the tester a few of your cans.

1477
02:05:24,360 --> 02:05:26,500
It's not a line of empty.

1478
02:05:26,920 --> 02:05:28,580
It's my cousin's girlfriend's car.

1479
02:05:28,780 --> 02:05:29,260
No harm.

1480
02:05:29,900 --> 02:05:31,900
You can take the test in their car if you want.

1481
02:05:32,200 --> 02:05:35,080
They have a car ready and waiting for you, but it's booby trapped, you see.

1482
02:05:36,760 --> 02:05:39,580
They're fucking rigged to make you think you're fucked.

1483
02:05:39,580 --> 02:05:43,720
I'd say take the test in his car.

1484
02:05:43,720 --> 02:05:50,080
And when you get back and if he fails you, just say, "The fucking car is rigged to make me think I'm fucked." Sure.

1485
02:05:50,080 --> 02:05:57,720
It's a waste of time, man. You gotta give me an A on that grade. Otherwise I'm coming back tonight with a fucking golden links.

1486
02:06:00,360 --> 02:06:07,040
Maybe bring a dump valve, right? And fit... Bring your mechanic friend or if you can do it yourself, do it yourself.

1487
02:06:08,500 --> 02:06:11,440
Fit his car with a dump valve.

1488
02:06:12,780 --> 02:06:18,240
And every time you go around a fucking roundabout, hit that baby.

1489
02:06:18,920 --> 02:06:21,120
Every time you shift gear, hit that baby.

1490
02:06:22,920 --> 02:06:24,560
It's gotta be locked from the other side.

1491
02:06:25,080 --> 02:06:26,900
I met him just before he died.

1492
02:06:33,140 --> 02:06:34,220
Dream theater.

1493
02:06:35,740 --> 02:06:39,520
This is where we get... Things get a little bit regenerative. Look at that.

1494
02:06:40,220 --> 02:06:44,600
They keep him in the cupboard. They keep him out of sight because he's a bit of a nuisance, you see.

1495
02:06:45,280 --> 02:06:49,180
They keep him... Yeah, they keep him in the fucking locker room with the tins of peaches.

1496
02:06:50,280 --> 02:06:50,820
Yeah.

1497
02:06:52,180 --> 02:06:56,100
He gets in the way, you see. He's a nice lad, but he gets in the way.

1498
02:06:56,980 --> 02:06:57,480
Now...

1499
02:06:58,320 --> 02:07:00,240
What's wrong here? We've already been up here.

1500
02:07:00,880 --> 02:07:02,280
Let's reload the guns and...

1501
02:07:04,920 --> 02:07:06,560
Let's reload the guns and see what happens.

1502
02:07:12,300 --> 02:07:12,800
Now...

1503
02:07:13,200 --> 02:07:14,560
That's the shotgun reloaded.

1504
02:07:20,400 --> 02:07:21,760
Might reload that for the crack.

1505
02:07:21,760 --> 02:07:24,480
Backsack crack.

1506
02:07:24,480 --> 02:07:26,960
Take the black tail for a spin.

1507
02:07:28,240 --> 02:07:29,800
See how he's spitting tonight.

1508
02:07:32,560 --> 02:07:33,780
Whip out the killer seven.

1509
02:07:33,780 --> 02:07:33,820
Whip out the killer seven.

1510
02:07:33,820 --> 02:07:33,820
Whip out the killer seven.

1511
02:07:33,820 --> 02:07:33,820
Whip out the killer seven.

1512
02:07:34,820 --> 02:07:36,740
For a little fucking grim fandango.

1513
02:07:37,360 --> 02:07:38,820
With whoever wants to tango.

1514
02:07:40,620 --> 02:07:41,480
And we're away with it.

1515
02:07:42,660 --> 02:07:43,740
TMP, you know me.

1516
02:07:43,900 --> 02:07:46,080
I'm gonna take this clown down with the fucking black tail.

1517
02:07:48,080 --> 02:07:49,040
See how he fares up...

1518
02:07:49,040 --> 02:07:51,660
Against the old black tail.

1519
02:07:51,660 --> 02:07:58,140
Did you ever play killer seven on the fucking Nintendo Wii?

1520
02:07:58,140 --> 02:07:59,140
Oh!

1521
02:08:00,140 --> 02:08:01,340
He's purring again.

1522
02:08:03,340 --> 02:08:03,840
Oh!

1523
02:08:04,540 --> 02:08:05,220
Fucking hell.

1524
02:08:07,060 --> 02:08:07,560
Oh!

1525
02:08:07,560 --> 02:08:08,420
Shell to see!

1526
02:08:14,140 --> 02:08:14,940
Fuck me man.

1527
02:08:14,940 --> 02:08:15,900
The guy's got spunk.

1528
02:08:18,860 --> 02:08:19,260
Good night!

1529
02:08:19,260 --> 02:08:21,020
Had enough of you.

1530
02:08:25,020 --> 02:08:29,960
Bad form from your man to try and slash me like that after I shot him with the guns.

1531
02:08:38,960 --> 02:08:39,920
Cans and jars.

1532
02:08:39,920 --> 02:08:41,660
All non-perishables.

1533
02:08:41,780 --> 02:08:43,600
Reminds me of the days of O.R.E.

1534
02:08:47,980 --> 02:08:54,820
Shame we couldn't take any of the non-perishables to help recharge the batteries when we got the schlump later on.

1535
02:08:55,520 --> 02:08:56,980
But, uh...

1536
02:08:56,980 --> 02:08:58,560
You know, we didn't have a tin opener.

1537
02:08:59,680 --> 02:09:00,540
Your man Leon.

1538
02:09:01,180 --> 02:09:02,740
He didn't have a tin opener.

1539
02:09:02,880 --> 02:09:03,840
He had all the kit.

1540
02:09:03,940 --> 02:09:05,940
He had all the pieces of the puzzle in the backpack.

1541
02:09:06,320 --> 02:09:07,420
Like, you know, a black tail.

1542
02:09:07,760 --> 02:09:08,640
Fucking striker.

1543
02:09:08,640 --> 02:09:09,420
Killer Seven.

1544
02:09:10,320 --> 02:09:13,240
He even had an old mine thrower with a scope attached to it.

1545
02:09:13,480 --> 02:09:14,080
The UMP.

1546
02:09:14,760 --> 02:09:15,780
And a rifle.

1547
02:09:15,900 --> 02:09:17,160
But he didn't have a tin opener.

1548
02:09:19,040 --> 02:09:20,140
But he did have this.

1549
02:09:25,320 --> 02:09:28,160
Another set of non-perishables, Frank McCord.

1550
02:09:28,340 --> 02:09:31,260
And now we enter the fucking meat locker.

1551
02:09:32,420 --> 02:09:33,140
Flies.

1552
02:09:38,320 --> 02:09:40,320
oh

1553
02:09:59,200 --> 02:10:04,840
Fucking hell man, where's he come out of flying came flying out of nowhere man. He's on fire

1554
02:10:04,840 --> 02:10:10,260
What's going on what's going on?

1555
02:10:16,840 --> 02:10:22,720
It's all right man. He's gone. He's gone. He was V you got V tech man

1556
02:10:25,400 --> 02:10:31,140
The meats rotten, but I'm sure I sure could use a fat juicy steak right about now

1557
02:10:34,280 --> 02:10:41,400
Is Leon the kind of guy who does mad doughnuts in McDonald's car park after all sometimes gives his Nana live to the shops in the super?

1558
02:10:42,800 --> 02:10:43,840
Probably

1559
02:10:43,840 --> 02:10:49,900
That's where he came out of he was inside this what was he doing in here? My sentiments exactly Leon

1560
02:10:51,600 --> 02:10:54,100
Smells like gout says Higgins

1561
02:10:55,460 --> 02:10:59,460
Take the grenade I will man is it dirty in here?

1562
02:11:03,720 --> 02:11:05,720
Oh

1563
02:11:13,540 --> 02:11:19,360
God I'm here the girl screaming never a good sign on this island. I tell you

1564
02:11:23,120 --> 02:11:29,840
You need the infrared scope on the sniper skill the regenerator boys. Where do I buy this thing? Do I get it from your man the booking little?

1565
02:11:31,460 --> 02:11:35,620
Seacrest little have a few sea crest fucking scopes for mine for his man. Oh

1566
02:11:37,280 --> 02:11:39,520
My god, I've seen this beast here ahead of us

1567
02:11:43,040 --> 02:11:45,040
Ecoli is rampant

1568
02:11:45,860 --> 02:11:58,740
scum legion of doom are back have you enough room have you enough legion of room in there for your

1569
02:11:58,740 --> 02:12:12,920
shoulder pads man yes you get it from the dealer you can get it next time you meet him says reese

1570
02:12:12,920 --> 02:12:31,160
thanks Reese can you get it from the dealer magazine fished of look Olly who's Olly Olly hell hunter why am i

1571
02:12:31,160 --> 02:12:39,680
watching this when I start at the IT at nine in the morning because this is going to prepare you man for

1572
02:12:39,680 --> 02:12:46,700
life some of the stuff you're gonna see now over the course of the next hour is gonna blow your mind

1573
02:12:46,700 --> 02:12:53,500
it's also gonna enhance your fucking knowledge of the world around you kind of a life lesson it's like

1574
02:12:53,500 --> 02:13:00,740
going traveling it broadens the mind well the same can be said of watching me play this it fucking make

1575
02:13:00,740 --> 02:13:13,700
your mind go massive man make sure fucking mind go like this when you get into the IT tomorrow put the

1576
02:13:13,700 --> 02:13:28,220
fucking hand in the air when the teachers talking and go sir I mean Ashley the Institute of Tech will fucking love you man

1577
02:13:28,220 --> 02:13:44,240
don't you lay a fucking finger on that child's head are they the fucking regenerate they're not

1578
02:13:44,240 --> 02:14:05,960
there's a book giving it V tech on the ring road amateurs just hang in there Ashley I'm coming for you I'm coming for you right after I fucking go and see the merchant I need to see them a man about a scope

1579
02:14:05,960 --> 02:14:23,960
why did you not discuss with all due respect Pat Jim came me is a close friend of Frank McCord's no he's not I met him just before he died you're gonna tell more lies I I can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth I met him just before he died

1580
02:14:23,960 --> 02:14:53,460
I died. Look at this. This place is a hole. I should have brought a mop and fuck it. But I said mop and fuck it. Or bring the guns instead. And fucking lay siege to a few bad guys heads. We'll open her up. You're pathetic Jerry.

1581
02:14:53,460 --> 02:15:09,300
That is a total and absolute lie. Jerry didn't even write the book Ashes. That was written by a guy called Frank Hamilton. Who's now in prison at the moment. On sex crimes.

1582
02:15:14,720 --> 02:15:22,180
For sex crimes. Not on sex crimes. Lenin lover. Thank you very much Lenin lover.

1583
02:15:22,180 --> 02:15:40,180
Jim commie. Oh here he is. The man with the fucking plan. That is himself. It is yourself. You've got the scope for me. You do. Great stuff. I have a rake of fucking.

1584
02:15:41,180 --> 02:15:46,060
Jeff thank you very much. Pepper sauce. Bush mills or gravy. That's the question.

1585
02:15:49,820 --> 02:15:51,740
Probably pepper sauce.

1586
02:15:52,520 --> 02:15:53,000
On the steak.

1587
02:15:56,180 --> 02:15:59,180
Got some rare things on sale stranger.

1588
02:16:00,380 --> 02:16:02,580
You find the infrared. It isn't sold.

1589
02:16:03,380 --> 02:16:03,680
It says.

1590
02:16:03,860 --> 02:16:04,860
What are you buying?

1591
02:16:05,600 --> 02:16:06,040
Mulkeen.

1592
02:16:07,640 --> 02:16:08,180
In that.

1593
02:16:08,300 --> 02:16:09,020
In that case.

1594
02:16:09,180 --> 02:16:09,700
In that case.

1595
02:16:09,700 --> 02:16:10,600
What are you buying?

1596
02:16:10,600 --> 02:16:10,680
What are you buying?

1597
02:16:12,600 --> 02:16:12,920
Yeah.

1598
02:16:13,180 --> 02:16:14,200
He's fucking right man.

1599
02:16:14,300 --> 02:16:16,180
Mulkeen knows what he's fucking talking about man.

1600
02:16:16,240 --> 02:16:16,540
He's not.

1601
02:16:16,800 --> 02:16:18,140
He's not chancing his arm.

1602
02:16:21,740 --> 02:16:24,660
I know I can't play internet videos.

1603
02:16:24,840 --> 02:16:26,040
But just as a bit of a respite.

1604
02:16:26,180 --> 02:16:27,600
I think I did download.

1605
02:16:29,500 --> 02:16:30,260
Jim Kemi.

1606
02:16:32,340 --> 02:16:33,380
I hope I have it.

1607
02:16:35,880 --> 02:16:37,380
I hope I have this.

1608
02:16:40,980 --> 02:16:42,060
Jim Kemi Pat.

1609
02:16:42,220 --> 02:16:43,080
With all due respect.

1610
02:16:43,160 --> 02:16:44,540
Jim Kemi is a close friend.

1611
02:16:44,680 --> 02:16:45,080
No I don't.

1612
02:16:45,500 --> 02:16:45,800
Fuck.

1613
02:16:45,800 --> 02:16:45,880
Fuck.

1614
02:16:49,020 --> 02:16:49,460
Nah.

1615
02:17:05,020 --> 02:17:06,340
You're pathetic Jerry.

1616
02:17:07,800 --> 02:17:09,520
No I just searched Jerry there.

1617
02:17:09,600 --> 02:17:10,160
It didn't come up.

1618
02:17:15,100 --> 02:17:16,740
Put on the new question.

1619
02:17:17,240 --> 02:17:18,000
Tarantino film.

1620
02:17:18,120 --> 02:17:19,500
It says James McQuaid.

1621
02:17:20,720 --> 02:17:20,960
Yeah.

1622
02:17:21,040 --> 02:17:22,240
Did you see the new question.

1623
02:17:22,380 --> 02:17:23,440
Tarantino film then?

1624
02:17:25,400 --> 02:17:26,760
It had all the answers.

1625
02:17:29,720 --> 02:17:31,100
Question Tarantino man.

1626
02:17:31,180 --> 02:17:31,740
Made a fucking.

1627
02:17:32,000 --> 02:17:32,680
Class film.

1628
02:17:34,020 --> 02:17:35,120
What was it called?

1629
02:17:38,560 --> 02:17:39,900
You are a liar.

1630
02:17:41,640 --> 02:17:42,040
Right.

1631
02:17:42,920 --> 02:17:43,560
Sarah does this.

1632
02:17:43,640 --> 02:17:43,820
No.

1633
02:17:43,920 --> 02:17:45,000
We'll fucking move on.

1634
02:17:45,840 --> 02:17:46,880
Reservation dogs.

1635
02:17:46,880 --> 02:17:52,260
You're a Muppet Man.

1636
02:17:52,320 --> 02:17:53,280
You're a fucking Muppet Man.

1637
02:17:53,360 --> 02:17:54,080
You're a Muppet Man.

1638
02:17:54,140 --> 02:17:54,840
You're a Muppet Man.

1639
02:17:54,900 --> 02:17:55,600
You're a Muppet Man.

1640
02:17:55,680 --> 02:17:56,380
You're a Muppet Man.

1641
02:17:59,820 --> 02:18:01,220
Question Tarantino.

1642
02:18:05,560 --> 02:18:06,980
We're doing a movie quiz.

1643
02:18:07,100 --> 02:18:09,180
The host is Question Tarantino man.

1644
02:18:09,820 --> 02:18:10,280
Oh no.

1645
02:18:11,880 --> 02:18:13,800
Those fucking games with their grenades.

1646
02:18:16,280 --> 02:18:18,260
Oh my God.

1647
02:18:19,260 --> 02:18:19,580
We.

1648
02:18:27,260 --> 02:18:28,960
Examine the herb.

1649
02:18:32,480 --> 02:18:34,080
Good for nothing.

1650
02:18:34,420 --> 02:18:34,640
Who.

1651
02:18:34,640 --> 02:18:34,840
Who.

1652
02:18:46,800 --> 02:18:48,260
Frank's book is called.

1653
02:18:48,920 --> 02:18:50,080
Frank's book is called.

1654
02:18:50,160 --> 02:18:50,460
Tiz.

1655
02:18:50,580 --> 02:18:51,220
Yours is called.

1656
02:18:51,300 --> 02:18:51,700
Tizn't.

1657
02:18:52,120 --> 02:18:52,760
It's called.

1658
02:18:52,820 --> 02:18:53,540
Tizn't my ass.

1659
02:18:54,060 --> 02:18:55,360
Oh I thought it was called.

1660
02:18:55,460 --> 02:18:55,820
Tizn't.

1661
02:18:57,740 --> 02:18:58,840
He spends his time.

1662
02:18:58,980 --> 02:19:00,640
Reminiscing about his time.

1663
02:19:00,700 --> 02:19:01,780
Back home in America.

1664
02:19:02,720 --> 02:19:03,700
What do you know about that?

1665
02:19:05,880 --> 02:19:06,400
Zero.

1666
02:19:07,040 --> 02:19:07,420
Zero.

1667
02:19:07,940 --> 02:19:09,320
But who's to say.

1668
02:19:09,400 --> 02:19:10,440
My book is contradictory.

1669
02:19:11,440 --> 02:19:13,160
Ashes was another side.

1670
02:19:13,160 --> 02:19:14,080
Of the story.

1671
02:19:18,540 --> 02:19:19,060
You.

1672
02:19:19,180 --> 02:19:19,900
You've made.

1673
02:19:20,020 --> 02:19:20,220
You've.

1674
02:19:20,280 --> 02:19:21,280
You've made your point.

1675
02:19:21,700 --> 02:19:21,880
Shh.

1676
02:19:22,280 --> 02:19:22,500
Shh.

1677
02:19:22,900 --> 02:19:24,000
You've made your point.

1678
02:19:34,000 --> 02:19:34,620
It's called.

1679
02:19:34,620 --> 02:19:35,300
Tizn't my ass.

1680
02:19:36,260 --> 02:19:36,740
Zero.

1681
02:19:37,440 --> 02:19:37,880
Zero.

1682
02:19:41,500 --> 02:19:42,480
Look at the shutters.

1683
02:19:44,420 --> 02:19:45,860
Did they know that I've got a.

1684
02:19:45,860 --> 02:19:46,780
A grenade.

1685
02:19:51,140 --> 02:19:52,120
They've got brains.

1686
02:19:52,720 --> 02:19:54,280
I thought they had shit for brains.

1687
02:19:59,820 --> 02:20:01,380
Question Tarantino men.

1688
02:20:10,920 --> 02:20:11,940
They're back again.

1689
02:20:12,020 --> 02:20:12,800
They're back for more.

1690
02:20:12,900 --> 02:20:13,740
For more lies.

1691
02:20:16,200 --> 02:20:18,140
Ashes was another side of the story.

1692
02:20:22,140 --> 02:20:24,140
You're gonna tell more fucking lies are ya?

1693
02:20:36,140 --> 02:20:39,440
Whatever happened to the firelighters advert Jim Kemmie.

1694
02:20:39,520 --> 02:20:41,300
I met him just before he died.

1695
02:20:42,260 --> 02:20:42,500
Whatever.

1696
02:20:42,740 --> 02:20:43,340
Kev Johnson.

1697
02:20:43,420 --> 02:20:47,840
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields.

1698
02:20:48,200 --> 02:20:51,520
There's nothing I like more than lashing a few stickings into the fireplace.

1699
02:20:52,200 --> 02:20:53,500
And setting fire to them.

1700
02:20:53,700 --> 02:20:55,520
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

1701
02:20:55,600 --> 02:20:57,400
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

1702
02:20:57,600 --> 02:20:59,280
I do a few rolls on the ground.

1703
02:20:59,480 --> 02:21:01,460
And a few reptilius repetitions.

1704
02:21:01,820 --> 02:21:03,200
Just to get the blood flowing.

1705
02:21:03,780 --> 02:21:05,600
Once those flames are licking high.

1706
02:21:05,840 --> 02:21:07,660
It's time to stick your coal in it.

1707
02:21:09,020 --> 02:21:11,380
You can generate extra drafthage.

1708
02:21:11,580 --> 02:21:13,440
By using your gooch as a waft.

1709
02:21:13,800 --> 02:21:15,780
Now all that's left is to sit back.

1710
02:21:15,900 --> 02:21:17,880
And warm your sack by the flames.

1711
02:21:18,820 --> 02:21:20,600
This message was brought to you.

1712
02:21:20,980 --> 02:21:22,320
By firelighters.

1713
02:21:22,320 --> 02:21:43,380
Hey yo.

1714
02:21:43,760 --> 02:21:44,900
Bradley Strider.

1715
02:21:45,780 --> 02:21:47,760
Before they met exhibit.

1716
02:21:48,060 --> 02:21:50,380
Mad Mike and West Coast Customs Boys.

1717
02:21:50,960 --> 02:21:51,900
Used to have a shop.

1718
02:21:52,160 --> 02:21:53,160
In Cross Malina.

1719
02:21:53,480 --> 02:21:54,860
Putting Playstations.

1720
02:21:55,080 --> 02:21:56,120
In Civics.

1721
02:21:56,560 --> 02:21:57,820
And taking the mufflers.

1722
02:21:58,360 --> 02:21:59,580
Of Skylines.

1723
02:22:00,640 --> 02:22:01,880
Heady days indeed.

1724
02:22:02,080 --> 02:22:03,680
I thought you were going down the route of.

1725
02:22:04,060 --> 02:22:05,760
They had a shop in Cross Malina.

1726
02:22:05,880 --> 02:22:06,740
Putting chips.

1727
02:22:06,940 --> 02:22:07,520
Mod chips.

1728
02:22:08,160 --> 02:22:09,660
In PlayStation 1s.

1729
02:22:10,300 --> 02:22:12,520
Wasn't anything to do with the cars at all.

1730
02:22:13,340 --> 02:22:15,040
This cunt with his grenades man.

1731
02:22:15,140 --> 02:22:15,940
Fucking piece of shit.

1732
02:22:17,760 --> 02:22:18,700
Thank you very much.

1733
02:22:25,340 --> 02:22:26,160
You arsehole.

1734
02:22:26,160 --> 02:22:26,820
Thank you very much.

1735
02:22:29,340 --> 02:22:30,160
You're a censor.

1736
02:22:34,800 --> 02:22:35,860
You're a piece of shit.

1737
02:22:36,060 --> 02:22:36,660
Thank you very much.

1738
02:22:38,520 --> 02:22:39,660
You're a piece of shit.

1739
02:22:39,840 --> 02:22:40,420
Thank you very much.

1740
02:22:41,220 --> 02:22:41,820
Wow.

1741
02:22:42,140 --> 02:22:42,580
He went.

1742
02:22:42,700 --> 02:22:43,840
He went kablamo.

1743
02:22:43,840 --> 02:22:44,340
Thank you very much.

1744
02:22:46,220 --> 02:22:47,280
You're a piece of shit.

1745
02:22:47,460 --> 02:22:48,100
Thank you very much.

1746
02:22:50,380 --> 02:22:51,280
How dare you.

1747
02:22:54,060 --> 02:22:55,100
How dare you.

1748
02:22:55,880 --> 02:22:57,660
There's two more of the cunts man.

1749
02:22:58,040 --> 02:22:58,580
How dare you.

1750
02:22:58,580 --> 02:22:59,780
They're going to tell more lies.

1751
02:23:05,900 --> 02:23:07,120
Gabon and you.

1752
02:23:07,120 --> 02:23:08,240
You are a suffrable.

1753
02:23:08,600 --> 02:23:09,160
Arsehole.

1754
02:23:09,420 --> 02:23:10,020
You arsehole.

1755
02:23:10,020 --> 02:23:10,620
Thank you very much.

1756
02:23:10,680 --> 02:23:11,480
You're a piece of shit.

1757
02:23:13,240 --> 02:23:16,500
That guy was a legend.

1758
02:23:22,500 --> 02:23:23,900
Fuck these guys man.

1759
02:23:24,640 --> 02:23:25,720
Who's employing them?

1760
02:23:26,500 --> 02:23:27,820
It must be our good money.

1761
02:23:28,680 --> 02:23:29,680
To be doing this.

1762
02:23:29,680 --> 02:23:43,060
Making me waste on my fucking bullets man.

1763
02:23:50,060 --> 02:23:51,620
Do you want a bit of black tail lads?

1764
02:23:56,320 --> 02:23:56,680
Yes.

1765
02:23:57,720 --> 02:23:58,120
Yes.

1766
02:23:59,700 --> 02:24:01,000
It's called Tizzn' My Ass.

1767
02:24:02,860 --> 02:24:03,720
I see.

1768
02:24:03,860 --> 02:24:04,820
I thought it was called Tizzn't.

1769
02:24:05,600 --> 02:24:10,060
Pat Kenny failed to roll with the punches when Jerry Hannan said it's called Tizzn' My Ass.

1770
02:24:10,120 --> 02:24:12,620
The whole studio started laughing.

1771
02:24:13,700 --> 02:24:15,340
Pat couldn't.

1772
02:24:15,920 --> 02:24:17,380
He's so straight down the edge.

1773
02:24:17,520 --> 02:24:19,360
All he had on his mind was doing the job.

1774
02:24:19,900 --> 02:24:20,320
That he was like,

1775
02:24:20,560 --> 02:24:21,260
Oh I see.

1776
02:24:21,260 --> 02:24:23,180
I thought it was called Tizzn't.

1777
02:24:23,180 --> 02:24:28,320
He spends his time

1778
02:24:28,320 --> 02:24:30,280
in New York

1779
02:24:30,280 --> 02:24:32,940
reminiscing in bars about back home.

1780
02:24:35,660 --> 02:24:37,100
And what do you know about that?

1781
02:24:37,940 --> 02:24:38,260
Zero.

1782
02:24:38,980 --> 02:24:39,300
Zero.

1783
02:24:47,300 --> 02:24:48,900
The angel of the veins.

1784
02:24:48,900 --> 02:24:49,060
The angel of the veins.

1785
02:24:49,060 --> 02:24:49,060
The angel of the veins.

1786
02:24:49,060 --> 02:24:49,540
The angel of the veins.

1787
02:25:11,540 --> 02:25:12,220
This is it baby.

1788
02:25:13,960 --> 02:25:15,460
It's time for a brand new dump valve.

1789
02:25:15,460 --> 02:25:20,740
Check that cool boy out.

1790
02:25:21,600 --> 02:25:22,100
He's great.

1791
02:25:23,460 --> 02:25:24,460
We saved that third way.

1792
02:25:25,180 --> 02:25:25,860
Let's save it again.

1793
02:25:26,480 --> 02:25:27,800
You're going to save more games.

1794
02:25:36,220 --> 02:25:38,440
You'd love to see Pat Kenny on the pace.

1795
02:25:41,580 --> 02:25:42,580
See what he's like.

1796
02:25:42,580 --> 02:25:43,740
See what he's like.

1797
02:25:46,260 --> 02:25:47,180
In real life.

1798
02:25:51,300 --> 02:25:53,520
Are you able to add Pat Kenny to this chat?

1799
02:25:53,620 --> 02:25:53,760
No.

1800
02:25:54,040 --> 02:25:56,460
I don't think he watches gaming streams.

1801
02:25:57,160 --> 02:26:02,300
I think he just presents news and current affairs show weekdays on News Talk.

1802
02:26:02,800 --> 02:26:04,760
And a lot of research goes into that.

1803
02:26:07,900 --> 02:26:10,180
Any chance we can see some more tennis again?

1804
02:26:10,400 --> 02:26:11,780
Says BMCC.

1805
02:26:11,780 --> 02:26:12,100
Sure.

1806
02:26:12,100 --> 02:26:19,480
He's behind her opponent.

1807
02:26:19,480 --> 02:26:22,480
And the match holds to begin the match.

1808
02:26:32,320 --> 02:26:34,120
Good reply by Ostapenko.

1809
02:26:36,160 --> 02:26:38,160
Now we leave that there.

1810
02:26:40,620 --> 02:26:41,860
We leave that there right?

1811
02:26:42,380 --> 02:26:44,400
And I know that every time I've gone back to the tennis.

1812
02:26:44,880 --> 02:26:46,520
You're dying to see the end of that match.

1813
02:26:47,040 --> 02:26:49,120
But it's always restart at the beginning.

1814
02:26:49,280 --> 02:26:49,640
Don't worry.

1815
02:26:49,720 --> 02:26:50,700
Next time that restarts.

1816
02:26:51,100 --> 02:26:53,020
It's going to be right from where it left off.

1817
02:26:53,020 --> 02:27:01,620
Sponsored by Circle K.

1818
02:27:02,520 --> 02:27:03,920
Formerly Topaz.

1819
02:27:04,560 --> 02:27:05,460
Circle K.

1820
02:27:09,060 --> 02:27:09,900
Uh oh.

1821
02:27:10,460 --> 02:27:12,060
I know who's around here anyway.

1822
02:27:12,840 --> 02:27:13,620
Regenitron.

1823
02:27:15,700 --> 02:27:17,260
Regenerators are around this gap.

1824
02:27:21,700 --> 02:27:22,460
Spiders.

1825
02:27:42,060 --> 02:27:46,220
I've got series 1, 2 and 4 of Becker on Blu-ray.

1826
02:27:46,220 --> 02:27:48,760
I am looking for series 3 if you've got it, man.

1827
02:27:48,760 --> 02:28:00,880
Go down here.

1828
02:28:04,000 --> 02:28:05,860
As well as series 6.

1829
02:28:07,420 --> 02:28:08,260
Of uh.

1830
02:28:10,260 --> 02:28:10,820
Oh.

1831
02:28:11,000 --> 02:28:12,000
Beyond the Hall Door.

1832
02:28:12,000 --> 02:28:23,680
and series 2 episode 3 of Too Fat with Ray Darcy and Zig and Zag

1833
02:28:23,680 --> 02:28:36,960
light entertainment vehicle from the late 90s I've also got a VHS pristine and rare recording of

1834
02:28:36,960 --> 02:28:57,180
no disco from 1998 features tracks from badly drawn boy and wheels hang on ashes was another side of the

1835
02:28:57,180 --> 02:29:04,380
story about the people who are happy this is the door I don't think we've gone through this door do you

1836
02:29:04,380 --> 02:29:14,760
have any Murphy Brown I don't I don't but I have a fucking three songs played live by David Gray from

1837
02:29:14,760 --> 02:29:24,000
witness one first witness festival on HD DVD format the failed the failed format which lost to blu-ray

1838
02:29:24,000 --> 02:29:30,760
and I haven't that's a signed copy by David Gray he signed the bottom of it which has rendered the

1839
02:29:30,760 --> 02:29:37,820
fucking thing unreadable in the machine if you have an Xbox 360 then you can play it but you actually

1840
02:29:37,820 --> 02:29:42,880
can't because David Gray signed the fucking bit that the laser reads but it's still worth something

1841
02:29:42,880 --> 02:29:53,260
because it has a signature on it man thank you Gregoski thank you very much I don't know where I'm going here man I really don't know where I'm going

1842
02:29:53,260 --> 02:30:03,640
I think I've been through here have I any download links for head to toe yeah I've got fucking head to toe in a

1843
02:30:03,640 --> 02:30:22,020
cupboard locked up at home not head to toe sorry your man from head to toe locked up in a cupboard but I don't know his name so I'll just call him head to toe yeah head to toe man you used to be on TV

1844
02:30:22,020 --> 02:30:42,540
I've got David Gray's fucking Babylon Zoo he did a rendition of fucking Spaceman by Babylon Zoo and Babylon Zoo did sail away with me honey where the fuck am I at

1845
02:30:42,540 --> 02:31:12,120
oh man I have the whole discography of fucking baby bird do you know those guys

1846
02:31:12,120 --> 02:31:35,360
you're gorgeous and all that I have their back cat full leather bound if you want that I'm going to sell that on adverts.ie tomorrow morning at 9:06 a.m. first come first serve if you want to buy if you want to buy the back cat you can buy the back cat if you don't want to buy the back cat you don't have to buy the back cat

1847
02:31:35,360 --> 02:31:44,360
I am go I'm just going to go for it I know the regenerators are up here somewhere I'm just going to go for it.

1848
02:31:44,360 --> 02:31:48,360
JJ 72 call lab yeah.

1849
02:31:48,360 --> 02:31:49,620
72 collab, yeah.

1850
02:32:00,580 --> 02:32:02,480
But there's going to be an after party

1851
02:32:02,480 --> 02:32:04,100
on next Tuesday weeknight

1852
02:32:04,100 --> 02:32:07,460
after we premiere the fucking new show

1853
02:32:07,460 --> 02:32:11,320
back at Maria Walsh's

1854
02:32:11,320 --> 02:32:13,100
Funky Bunker.

1855
02:32:14,360 --> 02:32:16,840
And then we're going on the rollover

1856
02:32:16,840 --> 02:32:18,180
the day after at the Shannon.

1857
02:32:19,160 --> 02:32:20,480
Just before lunch

1858
02:32:20,480 --> 02:32:24,040
at Matt Cooper's new restaurant on Dawson Street

1859
02:32:24,040 --> 02:32:27,760
called Matt Cooper's Quintessential Interracial Spice House

1860
02:32:27,760 --> 02:32:31,700
which sells spice bags by the dozen.

1861
02:32:32,220 --> 02:32:33,380
And you can only buy them dozens.

1862
02:32:33,500 --> 02:32:35,320
It's like a bulk buy sale in there.

1863
02:32:35,680 --> 02:32:37,200
And he's going to be there on the opening night

1864
02:32:37,200 --> 02:32:38,040
dishing out the bags.

1865
02:32:38,480 --> 02:32:40,800
But just for that night only.

1866
02:32:41,760 --> 02:32:44,980
And you, me and Willie Harold are invited

1867
02:32:44,980 --> 02:32:46,300
and you are a liar.

1868
02:32:46,300 --> 02:32:48,560
and you're going to tell more lies, are you?

1869
02:32:52,560 --> 02:32:56,240
And also, Willie Harold has just started

1870
02:32:56,240 --> 02:32:58,060
a brand new boy band in conjunction

1871
02:32:58,060 --> 02:33:00,840
with Louis Walsh's Best Intentions.

1872
02:33:01,460 --> 02:33:04,940
The new group is going to be called

1873
02:33:04,940 --> 02:33:06,520
Spice Boys.

1874
02:33:06,940 --> 02:33:08,000
A bag and a half.

1875
02:33:09,160 --> 02:33:10,960
And their album is going to be called

1876
02:33:10,960 --> 02:33:13,300
Do You Want Salt on the Chips?

1877
02:33:17,300 --> 02:33:21,780
Promises to be a quintessential and lustful evening.

1878
02:33:23,400 --> 02:33:24,880
Louis Walsh is going to be coming down.

1879
02:33:25,660 --> 02:33:27,520
He's going to be dangling from a fucking helicopter

1880
02:33:27,520 --> 02:33:28,520
on a rope ladder.

1881
02:33:28,900 --> 02:33:32,200
And he's going to have a Tommy gun in his left hand.

1882
02:33:32,820 --> 02:33:34,640
And he's going to be shooting that wildly.

1883
02:33:34,980 --> 02:33:35,980
Spraying and praying.

1884
02:33:36,580 --> 02:33:37,940
All on the ground.

1885
02:33:38,360 --> 02:33:40,480
And we're just going to be like that eating spice bags.

1886
02:33:41,020 --> 02:33:42,120
And Matt Cooper is going to be going

1887
02:33:42,120 --> 02:33:43,880
Go.

1888
02:33:44,220 --> 02:33:44,560
Please.

1889
02:33:44,720 --> 02:33:45,520
Everyone go now.

1890
02:33:45,660 --> 02:33:46,240
Save yourselves.

1891
02:33:46,360 --> 02:33:46,920
Save yourselves.

1892
02:33:49,260 --> 02:33:50,160
It's going to be...

1893
02:33:50,160 --> 02:33:53,060
It promises to be an absolutely sensual night.

1894
02:33:55,000 --> 02:33:56,060
Can he get Jedward?

1895
02:33:56,200 --> 02:33:56,400
No.

1896
02:33:56,580 --> 02:33:57,480
They're not for sale.

1897
02:33:58,340 --> 02:33:59,880
Jedward are off the market, I'm afraid.

1898
02:34:01,980 --> 02:34:04,600
I'm afraid Jedward would have been put out to pasture.

1899
02:34:11,020 --> 02:34:12,280
You're fucking shite.

1900
02:34:12,480 --> 02:34:15,280
You used to be great, but you need to be put out to pasture, man.

1901
02:34:15,380 --> 02:34:16,020
You're shite.

1902
02:34:16,020 --> 02:34:27,980
Also, Jeremiah Higgins, the uncle, is going to be there selling new fucking frames.

1903
02:34:28,200 --> 02:34:28,720
Oakley.

1904
02:34:30,940 --> 02:34:32,000
What are the other ones?

1905
02:34:32,820 --> 02:34:37,760
Frank Jaeger, who's actually Gray Fox from Metal Gear Solid.

1906
02:34:43,460 --> 02:34:46,380
And that's going to be facilitated by Anaconda G.

1907
02:34:47,420 --> 02:34:51,480
Who is Jedward's latest handler.

1908
02:34:53,160 --> 02:34:54,280
You've got a lot to fucking...

1909
02:34:54,280 --> 02:34:56,480
You've got a lot to work with there.

1910
02:34:56,640 --> 02:34:57,640
You've got a lot on your plate.

1911
02:35:01,540 --> 02:35:01,900
Right.

1912
02:35:02,020 --> 02:35:03,060
What the fuck?

1913
02:35:04,720 --> 02:35:10,140
But the unfortunate thing about Jedward is when you get too close to them, they retreat inside a big bio...

1914
02:35:10,140 --> 02:35:11,420
Bio weapon.

1915
02:35:11,720 --> 02:35:12,800
Bio mass plant.

1916
02:35:13,540 --> 02:35:16,140
Which sprouts a giant eyeball and you have to shoot it.

1917
02:35:16,580 --> 02:35:19,300
And then that opens Jedward up and they come out.

1918
02:35:19,620 --> 02:35:21,380
And they just show their chests.

1919
02:35:21,920 --> 02:35:23,100
Bare chested like this.

1920
02:35:23,860 --> 02:35:24,580
You've only got two...

1921
02:35:25,240 --> 02:35:29,880
You've only got fucking about 15 seconds before they go back into their shell.

1922
02:35:30,720 --> 02:35:33,540
And then a big fucking snake happens again then.

1923
02:35:34,660 --> 02:35:35,420
It's cuntish.

1924
02:35:38,740 --> 02:35:40,020
Where the hell are these...

1925
02:35:40,020 --> 02:35:43,560
Donal Skeehans?

1926
02:35:45,560 --> 02:35:48,520
Donal Skeehans is opening up his own tapas bar in Ennis.

1927
02:35:48,680 --> 02:35:50,160
Says James McQuaid.

1928
02:35:50,500 --> 02:35:51,560
Can we have verification?

1929
02:35:53,020 --> 02:35:55,500
Does anybody have any verification on that please?

1930
02:35:55,800 --> 02:35:59,480
James McQuaid's latest information on Donal Skeehans tapas.

1931
02:36:00,680 --> 02:36:03,060
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

1932
02:36:04,040 --> 02:36:05,660
Because that stuff was a blast.

1933
02:36:05,920 --> 02:36:08,100
Also there's a brand new movie coming out.

1934
02:36:09,760 --> 02:36:12,180
Brand new movie coming out.

1935
02:36:12,720 --> 02:36:19,080
Three hour long moody film called Death in Ennis.

1936
02:36:20,580 --> 02:36:22,760
About a former boy band member.

1937
02:36:23,400 --> 02:36:24,680
Who goes away to Ennis.

1938
02:36:25,320 --> 02:36:27,680
To try and find some inspiration.

1939
02:36:29,120 --> 02:36:30,740
To make a new hit record.

1940
02:36:31,780 --> 02:36:35,420
But he falls in love with one of the lads from Jedward.

1941
02:36:35,700 --> 02:36:37,420
Who he sees on the beach.

1942
02:36:41,520 --> 02:36:42,580
Killing the hash.

1943
02:36:48,400 --> 02:36:49,180
James McQuaid.

1944
02:36:49,240 --> 02:36:53,840
The premiere for the new Question Tarantino film was held there.

1945
02:36:55,660 --> 02:36:56,360
Oh no.

1946
02:36:56,760 --> 02:36:57,840
Now the laughs.

1947
02:36:58,200 --> 02:37:01,600
I'm afraid the laughs might come to an abrupt end now.

1948
02:37:02,220 --> 02:37:04,920
We've reached the regeneration room.

1949
02:37:05,260 --> 02:37:08,060
Thank you very much Anaconda G for your kind and generous tip.

1950
02:37:08,920 --> 02:37:09,560
Very nice.

1951
02:37:09,560 --> 02:37:13,260
Thomas Fair.

1952
02:37:17,380 --> 02:37:18,620
You're gonna tell more lies.

1953
02:37:18,700 --> 02:37:20,680
You're gonna regenerate more lies are you?

1954
02:37:21,260 --> 02:37:22,240
Look at the belly on him.

1955
02:37:22,460 --> 02:37:23,040
He's swollen.

1956
02:37:23,700 --> 02:37:25,520
He must have fucking drank a load of seawater.

1957
02:37:25,700 --> 02:37:25,940
They could.

1958
02:37:26,720 --> 02:37:28,120
His belly is often swollen.

1959
02:37:30,360 --> 02:37:31,260
Juice Master.

1960
02:37:32,640 --> 02:37:33,000
Grigowski.

1961
02:37:33,100 --> 02:37:33,700
Thank you very much.

1962
02:37:33,840 --> 02:37:36,560
Is that the reanimated corpse of Frank McCourt?

1963
02:37:36,640 --> 02:37:36,860
You say.

1964
02:37:36,940 --> 02:37:37,400
I don't know.

1965
02:37:38,160 --> 02:37:40,320
In that case it would probably be Frank McCourt's.

1966
02:37:41,660 --> 02:37:44,880
Look at the fucking sensual leg position in there.

1967
02:37:45,780 --> 02:37:46,480
He's trying to.

1968
02:37:47,540 --> 02:37:49,620
He's trying to win a few eyes with that.

1969
02:37:53,620 --> 02:37:54,660
He's voluptuous.

1970
02:37:58,260 --> 02:38:01,800
Hearing a rumor that Brian Kennedy would be there dishing out his message boxes.

1971
02:38:03,640 --> 02:38:04,500
Says Hogan.

1972
02:38:06,820 --> 02:38:07,260
Yeah.

1973
02:38:07,320 --> 02:38:08,000
Hogan stand.

1974
02:38:08,820 --> 02:38:10,280
Thanks for watching the stream man.

1975
02:38:17,360 --> 02:38:20,240
Yang Kang Cook is gonna be doing a simulator at it.

1976
02:38:20,320 --> 02:38:21,600
He's gonna be launching his new sim.

1977
02:38:23,440 --> 02:38:23,940
Or Ken.

1978
02:38:24,100 --> 02:38:26,540
He's gonna be doing it in conjunction with Ken Hom.

1979
02:38:26,740 --> 02:38:28,200
Ken Hom's hot wok.

1980
02:38:31,660 --> 02:38:33,000
He's gonna be releasing a new.

1981
02:38:33,160 --> 02:38:34,700
He's gonna start a new band with him.

1982
02:38:35,580 --> 02:38:36,880
A new genre called Wokin.

1983
02:38:37,040 --> 02:38:37,800
Wokin' wall.

1984
02:38:38,280 --> 02:38:39,140
Look at that man.

1985
02:38:39,140 --> 02:38:41,240
He got fucking spinal tapped by the.

1986
02:38:41,320 --> 02:38:42,560
The galangalang.

1987
02:38:43,540 --> 02:38:44,620
Galangalangalangalangalang.

1988
02:38:48,960 --> 02:38:52,120
Put the box into your arse.

1989
02:38:53,800 --> 02:38:54,540
It's locked.

1990
02:38:57,220 --> 02:38:57,740
Operate.

1991
02:38:57,860 --> 02:38:59,580
Would you like to operate the door?

1992
02:39:01,360 --> 02:39:02,120
I would.

1993
02:39:06,680 --> 02:39:08,040
What the fuck do you have to do here?

1994
02:39:09,740 --> 02:39:11,540
What the fuck do you have to do here?

1995
02:39:12,540 --> 02:39:12,940
Okay.

1996
02:39:18,880 --> 02:39:20,060
Good evening gay.

1997
02:39:22,540 --> 02:39:24,340
What the fuck do you have to do here?

1998
02:39:27,560 --> 02:39:28,840
Thanks very much Grugoski.

1999
02:39:29,940 --> 02:39:31,580
And I'm the lonely donkey.

2000
02:39:32,720 --> 02:39:33,740
You're glorious.

2001
02:39:35,640 --> 02:39:36,740
Thank you.

2002
02:39:37,700 --> 02:39:38,800
You're glorious.

2003
02:39:48,800 --> 02:39:50,980
There's something supernatural about you.

2004
02:39:51,080 --> 02:39:51,400
Alright.

2005
02:39:51,580 --> 02:39:51,820
Yeah.

2006
02:39:51,820 --> 02:39:53,820
*BOOM*

2007
02:40:07,200 --> 02:40:13,880
What am I doing man? What's this? How- anyone know what I- huh? Hold on now.

2008
02:40:13,880 --> 02:40:27,880
*BOOM*

2009
02:40:27,880 --> 02:40:32,880
I see. I reckon we turn in the yellows.

2010
02:40:32,880 --> 02:40:37,880
*BOOM*

2011
02:40:37,880 --> 02:40:41,880
Connect top left to the bottom right. Thanks Daniel. Daniel Linnehan.

2012
02:40:41,880 --> 02:40:51,880
*BOOM* That's for you man. Take a dump for your troubles. Dump valve.

2013
02:40:51,880 --> 02:41:03,880
Now, connect... top left. Top left. Connect top left to the bottom right.

2014
02:41:03,880 --> 02:41:09,880
I wasn't at it yesterday but I was at it last night.

2015
02:41:09,880 --> 02:41:15,880
*BOOM* Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red. DEDEMPTION. Here we go man. Thanks very much for the Linnehan.

2016
02:41:15,880 --> 02:41:17,880
*BOOM*

2017
02:41:17,880 --> 02:41:23,880
Changing the name to Herb Linnehan next week courtesy of your man Linnehan there in the chat.

2018
02:41:23,880 --> 02:41:25,880
*BOOM*

2019
02:41:25,880 --> 02:41:27,880
*BOOM*

2020
02:41:27,880 --> 02:41:29,880
*BOOM*

2021
02:41:29,880 --> 02:41:33,880
*BOOM*

2022
02:41:33,880 --> 02:41:35,880
*BOOM*

2023
02:41:35,880 --> 02:41:45,880
*BOOM*

2024
02:41:45,880 --> 02:41:53,880
*BOOM*

2025
02:41:53,880 --> 02:42:03,880
*BOOM*

2026
02:42:03,880 --> 02:42:10,380
specimen that were once human. But there's one type of creature that clearly distinguishes

2027
02:42:10,380 --> 02:42:20,040
itself from the rest. These creatures are called regenerators. Regenerators have a superior

2028
02:42:20,040 --> 02:42:26,540
metabolism that allows them to regenerate their lost body parts at incredible speeds.

2029
02:42:26,540 --> 02:42:32,800
Pat, I've never seen anything like it Pat. It's the characteristic that makes them almost

2030
02:42:32,800 --> 02:43:01,720
invisible to conventional weapons. But like any living creature there's a way to kill the fucker. Apparently there are plagues that live in the body you see. Some were like leeches. Or somewhat like them should I say. They can't be seen with the naked eye. They have to be located through thermal imaging. To stop the regeneration process the leech-like plagues must be located and destroyed. As far as I know most of the regenerators host a number of these leech-like plagues. To kill the regenerators each one of these

2031
02:43:01,720 --> 02:43:13,320
least like pagas must be killed good luck I hate to break it out to you but

2032
02:43:13,320 --> 02:43:17,080
Salazar dead that's Leon it's not even meant to be I'm not even meant to be

2033
02:43:17,080 --> 02:43:30,460
reading that Eddie rock and cro and cock it's I dare you knife the regenerator

2034
02:43:30,460 --> 02:43:39,460
fuck that man I'm not playing I'm not playing those games like who do you think I am man fucking knife after dark

2035
02:43:42,580 --> 02:43:49,060
you'd want a nice fucking scope for those boys man shoot them in the heart with the thermal scope

2036
02:43:52,420 --> 02:43:58,120
Duncan Stewart livestream from Raccoon City planning office tomorrow week is going fucking refurbishing the

2037
02:43:58,120 --> 02:44:08,120
whole goddamn precinct he's got marble being fucking imported in man from Japan what's that you got the

2038
02:44:08,120 --> 02:44:18,340
freezer card good stuff we can stock up on the Donegal catch bird's eye peas fucking bits and pieces a few

2039
02:44:18,340 --> 02:44:24,420
fellas as well make sure you stick a few good fellas away for the morning yeah that's right

2040
02:44:25,140 --> 02:44:30,580
we're eating deep pan pepperoni for breakfast you know we're living the dream you can eat

2041
02:44:30,580 --> 02:44:37,620
anything you want as long as you train hard enough like phelps the swimmer he used to just eat piles

2042
02:44:37,620 --> 02:44:47,300
of shite and he's sure he won 50 gold medals the olympics all he ate was good fellas and twinkies

2043
02:44:47,940 --> 02:44:54,740
um boost bars oh please let this be a scope it's not a scope it's not a scope

2044
02:44:55,620 --> 02:44:58,660
huh have you heard that have you heard that

2045
02:45:00,980 --> 02:45:14,740
i know his heart is in here okay

2046
02:45:17,540 --> 02:45:23,540
he's a lovely gimp

2047
02:45:25,540 --> 02:45:36,660
he's a lovely gimp

2048
02:45:37,220 --> 02:45:48,740
jade would are after regenerate him and the venue album out called raccoon city balloons and i met him just

2049
02:45:48,740 --> 02:45:56,580
before he died with all due respect pat the regenerator is a good friend of friend of frank's

2050
02:45:58,580 --> 02:46:03,700
he's not i met them just before they died you're gonna tell more lies frank

2051
02:46:06,580 --> 02:46:08,580
the regenerator of the lanes

2052
02:46:10,980 --> 02:46:22,500
i can't mind check out the killer seven

2053
02:46:22,500 --> 02:46:32,420
you need to use the snipe with the infrared scope i know yeah where do i get that though where's the i'm using the freezer car key now

2054
02:46:33,220 --> 02:46:42,100
i've got two fucking uh dr oakars i've got a bird's eye

2055
02:46:44,340 --> 02:46:50,740
and a bag of ice cubes i need to fucking shake in the freezer for later we're going having a house party later on when we get rid of these cunts

2056
02:46:51,860 --> 02:46:55,460
come on i think this is the freezer here now

2057
02:46:57,380 --> 02:46:59,380
insert that key there and see how you get on

2058
02:47:03,380 --> 02:47:07,940
we have a couple of restaurantes for later on once the parrot would get the party started then

2059
02:47:14,580 --> 02:47:19,700
he's not fucking follow me is he i didn't think they could come through doors and stuff

2060
02:47:23,140 --> 02:47:23,940
herb lenahan

2061
02:47:32,100 --> 02:47:33,460
beyond the hall whore

2062
02:47:35,460 --> 02:47:38,660
good for nothing door

2063
02:47:43,460 --> 02:47:47,460
says it's completely frozen and won't open just before he died

2064
02:47:48,660 --> 02:47:55,060
jim came in pat i can't believe word that comes out of your mouth you're a self-confessed liar

2065
02:47:55,860 --> 02:48:03,700
lie lie lie lie lie lady lie all the flipping way sucks to be them i guess bit of comic relief there from

2066
02:48:04,420 --> 02:48:08,340
liar s kennedy i'm gonna tell more leander yeah

2067
02:48:08,340 --> 02:48:19,940
maybe i can rewrite the data on my card key and turn it into another card key

2068
02:48:25,860 --> 02:48:28,020
the data on the card has been rewritten

2069
02:48:34,340 --> 02:48:36,260
you've had your time no one's interested

2070
02:48:42,260 --> 02:48:58,740
okay thank you very much i have my post-op checkup at eight good night and god bless francis and it's eight you've got you've got six seven hours sleep and best luck sk and thank you very much and i hope it all goes well for you and that we'll be

2071
02:48:58,740 --> 02:49:00,580
we'll be fucking dump valving it up tomorrow

2072
02:49:00,580 --> 02:49:06,900
and we'll take that again and we'll be dump valving it up tomorrow

2073
02:49:10,340 --> 02:49:19,540
It's some kind of cryogenic device.

2074
02:49:25,140 --> 02:49:29,220
Yeah we'll switch it off. Yes and you see what's in that scope.

2075
02:49:32,420 --> 02:49:33,540
Scope Lenhan.

2076
02:49:33,540 --> 02:49:45,540
*BOOM*

2077
02:49:45,940 --> 02:49:48,500
Take the infrared scope. I will.

2078
02:49:52,660 --> 02:49:58,900
Apparently Donald Skeehan runs the new restaurant in Centre Parks. Can we get any confirmation on that?

2079
02:50:02,020 --> 02:50:10,180
The door has been locked. Shoot the leg to break your apartment. It's lying down. You can keep slashing it for 60 times till it's dead. You will get the IR parts soon. In the freedom of the way.

2080
02:50:16,180 --> 02:50:21,860
Why are you so obsessed with me? Because Frank, Jesus Christ in heaven.

2081
02:50:24,180 --> 02:50:30,580
Okay we've got something here. You are a liar. Right. Let's do this.

2082
02:50:30,580 --> 02:50:41,960
combination great to combine it with this you can't though yes Keaton you've been peddling

2083
02:50:41,960 --> 02:50:50,860
tapas according to the lonely donkey you have been peddling tapas parity walrus

2084
02:50:50,860 --> 02:51:09,100
thank you very much party walrus you have been peddling flies that's what I'd say to the dead body you

2085
02:51:09,100 --> 02:51:19,300
have been peddling flies around limerick about limerick yes and now his belly is ruptured and I

2086
02:51:19,300 --> 02:51:25,540
will take this blacktail and throw a couple of fucking cheeky parting shots into his leg and head

2087
02:51:25,540 --> 02:51:34,360
haha one in the thigh he's got solid thighs he's on the bike the weekend he must be on the bike the

2088
02:51:34,360 --> 02:51:41,440
whole time there's no pressure on the joints he's just building thigh every weekend just thigh thigh

2089
02:51:41,440 --> 02:51:51,680
cycling everywhere man cycling to a thigh good old blacktail it's a it's a real look at that man it's a real

2090
02:51:51,680 --> 02:52:09,680
Madrid it's a real trusty old workhorse the the blacktail Jerry Hanan thoughts on Joaquin Phoenix already been tipped for the Oscar for the Joker

2091
02:52:09,680 --> 02:52:10,500
Oscar for the Joker.

2092
02:52:12,660 --> 02:52:14,420
Is the Joker going to be...

2093
02:52:14,420 --> 02:52:17,540
It looks like a kind of a fucking...

2094
02:52:18,660 --> 02:52:21,900
A bit of an emotional drama job, doesn't it?

2095
02:52:22,440 --> 02:52:25,800
Doesn't look like an action comic book kind of thing.

2096
02:52:27,260 --> 02:52:33,000
But I'd say it has its fair share of fucking blasts and explosions and things like that.

2097
02:52:34,560 --> 02:52:38,240
But to be honest with you now, that whole Joker shtick,

2098
02:52:39,280 --> 02:52:40,840
it's...

2099
02:52:40,840 --> 02:52:43,360
I've yet to see the film, like, you know, but I mean...

2100
02:52:43,360 --> 02:52:46,760
I don't know how you could give anyone who plays the Joker an Oscar, like, you know?

2101
02:52:47,360 --> 02:52:48,080
Unless we see...

2102
02:52:48,080 --> 02:52:49,620
Unless we really do see a sight...

2103
02:52:49,620 --> 02:52:53,180
Like, how far do you get into the Joker's character that you go...

2104
02:52:53,180 --> 02:52:55,620
Wow, that was a fucking moving performance of the Joker, man.

2105
02:52:55,980 --> 02:52:58,340
Because I can't see past the fucking makeup and the suit.

2106
02:52:59,740 --> 02:53:01,140
Fucking clown suit, like, you know?

2107
02:53:04,980 --> 02:53:06,880
I met him just before he died.

2108
02:53:08,880 --> 02:53:16,980
Jedward's brother was coming to your room every night with a glass of vodka, which was just water and getting to play along.

2109
02:53:18,380 --> 02:53:19,460
Heath Ledger won an Oscar.

2110
02:53:19,680 --> 02:53:22,440
Did he win a posthumous Oscar for fucking, uh...

2111
02:53:24,440 --> 02:53:25,580
For some Joker?

2112
02:53:28,100 --> 02:53:29,280
He'd own a bit of joking.

2113
02:53:31,280 --> 02:53:32,540
Wasn't that good, like...

2114
02:53:32,540 --> 02:53:42,180
Jerry Hannan should have fucking won an Oscar for that Late Late Show, but the Academy...

2115
02:53:42,180 --> 02:53:43,900
Snubbed by the Academy, I'm afraid.

2116
02:53:46,280 --> 02:53:51,620
Maybe Frank McCourt should have won an Oscar for his deflection of the Necrophilic Accusations.

2117
02:53:52,380 --> 02:53:53,540
Which are going to be...

2118
02:53:53,540 --> 02:53:55,060
Their new band have formed as well.

2119
02:53:55,160 --> 02:53:58,420
The Necrophilic Accusations are going to be playing next week.

2120
02:54:03,380 --> 02:54:04,340
In Gort.

2121
02:54:08,960 --> 02:54:11,260
Tickets 15 euro, including booking fee.

2122
02:54:11,520 --> 02:54:12,100
Ticketmaster.

2123
02:54:12,880 --> 02:54:16,300
I've got a couple selling on fucking Viagogo for 300 if you want.

2124
02:54:16,640 --> 02:54:18,520
I'll give you the link after the stream.

2125
02:54:20,240 --> 02:54:22,480
You seem to have a morbid fascination with Gort.

2126
02:54:29,480 --> 02:54:30,020
Look at this.

2127
02:54:30,060 --> 02:54:31,860
I like organizing this box sometimes.

2128
02:54:33,580 --> 02:54:34,920
Other times, not so much.

2129
02:54:35,580 --> 02:54:36,340
True story.

2130
02:54:36,800 --> 02:54:38,240
Don't fucking tell anyone I told you.

2131
02:54:41,700 --> 02:54:42,060
No.

2132
02:54:42,460 --> 02:54:43,020
Put that there.

2133
02:54:43,520 --> 02:54:43,720
Put that...

2134
02:54:43,720 --> 02:54:43,900
No.

2135
02:54:44,500 --> 02:54:44,860
No.

2136
02:54:45,040 --> 02:54:45,620
Put that there.

2137
02:54:46,180 --> 02:54:47,440
Might fucking twitch that one around.

2138
02:54:47,560 --> 02:54:48,100
See how we get on.

2139
02:54:48,340 --> 02:54:48,540
Yeah.

2140
02:54:48,680 --> 02:54:49,120
Like that.

2141
02:54:58,220 --> 02:54:58,880
Connor, clear.

2142
02:54:59,000 --> 02:54:59,380
How are you?

2143
02:54:59,380 --> 02:55:01,800
Welcome to the Thunderdome.

2144
02:55:05,900 --> 02:55:06,300
Right.

2145
02:55:06,420 --> 02:55:07,300
We're fucking...

2146
02:55:07,300 --> 02:55:08,340
We're looking good now.

2147
02:55:08,400 --> 02:55:09,080
We're in good shape.

2148
02:55:09,180 --> 02:55:10,900
We can reload this.

2149
02:55:12,800 --> 02:55:15,700
You seem to have a morbid fascination with the Oscars.

2150
02:55:25,540 --> 02:55:26,280
Where are you?

2151
02:55:26,640 --> 02:55:27,460
There you are.

2152
02:55:27,640 --> 02:55:28,900
How are you getting on, Puddin'?

2153
02:55:28,900 --> 02:55:32,320
Shot to the heart.

2154
02:55:32,320 --> 02:55:34,380
And you're too late.

2155
02:55:41,820 --> 02:55:45,240
I left a bit of food on a heart plate.

2156
02:55:47,400 --> 02:55:48,820
fucking powerful thighs.

2157
02:55:48,820 --> 02:55:52,020
He's got calves to beat the band.

2158
02:55:52,020 --> 02:55:56,880
He must be doing calf raises on a morning before he gets up to go kill people.

2159
02:55:57,880 --> 02:55:58,620
Fucking hell, man.

2160
02:55:58,820 --> 02:55:59,340
This guy.

2161
02:56:00,500 --> 02:56:01,920
This guy's got a swollen belly.

2162
02:56:01,920 --> 02:56:02,920
This guy's got a swollen belly man.

2163
02:56:02,920 --> 02:56:05,240
He's got deli belly.

2164
02:56:05,240 --> 02:56:07,300
He must have been drinking the water.

2165
02:56:07,300 --> 02:56:08,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2166
02:56:08,300 --> 02:56:08,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2167
02:56:08,300 --> 02:56:08,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2168
02:56:08,300 --> 02:56:08,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2169
02:56:08,300 --> 02:56:09,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2170
02:56:09,300 --> 02:56:10,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2171
02:56:10,300 --> 02:56:11,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2172
02:56:11,300 --> 02:56:12,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2173
02:56:12,300 --> 02:56:13,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2174
02:56:13,300 --> 02:56:14,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2175
02:56:14,300 --> 02:56:15,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2176
02:56:15,300 --> 02:56:16,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2177
02:56:16,300 --> 02:56:17,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2178
02:56:17,300 --> 02:56:18,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2179
02:56:18,300 --> 02:56:19,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2180
02:56:19,300 --> 02:56:20,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2181
02:56:20,300 --> 02:56:21,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2182
02:56:21,300 --> 02:56:22,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2183
02:56:22,300 --> 02:56:23,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2184
02:56:23,300 --> 02:56:24,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2185
02:56:24,300 --> 02:56:25,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2186
02:56:25,300 --> 02:56:26,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2187
02:56:26,300 --> 02:56:27,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2188
02:56:27,300 --> 02:56:28,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2189
02:56:28,300 --> 02:56:29,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2190
02:56:29,300 --> 02:56:30,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2191
02:56:30,300 --> 02:56:31,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2192
02:56:31,300 --> 02:56:32,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2193
02:56:32,300 --> 02:56:33,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2194
02:56:33,300 --> 02:56:34,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2195
02:56:34,300 --> 02:56:35,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2196
02:56:35,300 --> 02:56:36,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2197
02:56:36,300 --> 02:56:37,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2198
02:56:37,300 --> 02:56:38,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2199
02:56:38,300 --> 02:56:39,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2200
02:56:39,300 --> 02:56:40,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2201
02:56:40,300 --> 02:56:41,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2202
02:56:41,300 --> 02:56:42,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2203
02:56:42,300 --> 02:56:43,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2204
02:56:43,300 --> 02:56:44,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2205
02:56:44,300 --> 02:56:45,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2206
02:56:45,300 --> 02:56:46,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2207
02:56:46,300 --> 02:56:47,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2208
02:56:47,300 --> 02:56:48,300
He's got a swollen belly man.

2209
02:56:48,300 --> 02:56:59,300
It's a sports car Frank.

2210
02:56:59,300 --> 02:57:02,300
I met Bin Laden just before he died.

2211
02:57:02,300 --> 02:57:05,300
He was in a cave out in Torre Borough for a while.

2212
02:57:05,300 --> 02:57:08,300
Before the Yanks were fucking doing a bit of bombing down in Torre Borough.

2213
02:57:08,300 --> 02:57:10,300
They made Bin Laden.

2214
02:57:10,300 --> 02:57:12,300
Sure Bin Laden was in that cave.

2215
02:57:12,300 --> 02:57:15,300
When the Yanks were fucking playing fuck down there.

2216
02:57:15,300 --> 02:57:18,300
He had to get a camel out to Pakistan.

2217
02:57:18,300 --> 02:57:21,300
And he was living in a B&B then for a while.

2218
02:57:21,300 --> 02:57:23,300
And then he actually was on Daft.

2219
02:57:23,300 --> 02:57:27,300
After a while Bin Laden found a gaff on Daft.

2220
02:57:27,300 --> 02:57:28,300
For 600 a month.

2221
02:57:28,300 --> 02:57:31,300
And it was a fucking basement job.

2222
02:57:31,300 --> 02:57:32,300
Basement Jacks.

2223
02:57:32,300 --> 02:57:33,300
Literally.

2224
02:57:33,300 --> 02:57:36,300
A fucking toilet that was underground.

2225
02:57:36,300 --> 02:57:38,300
He was in that place.

2226
02:57:38,300 --> 02:57:39,300
For years like.

2227
02:57:39,300 --> 02:57:42,300
But he had a few episodes of the IT crowd and a few magazines.

2228
02:57:42,300 --> 02:57:44,300
He had a few shoot and match.

2229
02:57:44,300 --> 02:57:47,300
And he had a copy of 442.

2230
02:57:47,300 --> 02:57:50,300
He's a mad Everton fan as well.

2231
02:57:50,300 --> 02:57:54,300
And he actually had fucking Sky Sports.

2232
02:57:58,300 --> 02:58:01,300
Bin Laden was playing on the wing for Dundalk the last week.

2233
02:58:01,300 --> 02:58:05,300
And they're yet again another European qualifying round of football.

2234
02:58:05,300 --> 02:58:07,300
The perennial European qualifiers.

2235
02:58:07,300 --> 02:58:11,300
Looks like I need to insert car key.

2236
02:58:11,300 --> 02:58:17,300
There is a faint unpleasant odour coming from beyond the hall door.

2237
02:58:17,300 --> 02:58:18,300
Smells like garbage.

2238
02:58:18,300 --> 02:58:20,300
Great stuff.

2239
02:58:20,300 --> 02:58:21,300
Great stuff.

2240
02:58:21,300 --> 02:58:34,300
He had Simpsons hit and run on the PS2.

2241
02:58:34,300 --> 02:58:36,300
And he fucking 100%ed it man.

2242
02:58:36,300 --> 02:58:38,300
And then he also organized.

2243
02:58:38,300 --> 02:58:39,300
Jim Kemmy's resurrection.

2244
02:58:39,300 --> 02:58:39,300
An iconic score.

2245
02:58:39,300 --> 02:58:40,300
Smells like cabbage.

2246
02:58:40,300 --> 02:58:41,300
Right.

2247
02:58:41,300 --> 02:58:42,300
Let's.

2248
02:58:42,300 --> 02:58:43,300
Let's.

2249
02:58:43,300 --> 02:58:44,300
Let's.

2250
02:58:44,300 --> 02:58:45,300
Let's.

2251
02:58:45,300 --> 02:58:45,300
Let's.

2252
02:58:45,300 --> 02:58:46,300
Let's.

2253
02:58:46,300 --> 02:58:47,300
Let's.

2254
02:58:47,300 --> 02:58:48,300
We can't do that.

2255
02:58:48,300 --> 02:58:49,300
We can't.

2256
02:58:49,300 --> 02:58:50,300
Yeah.

2257
02:58:50,300 --> 02:58:51,300
Yeah.

2258
02:58:51,300 --> 02:58:58,300
Right, let's, let's, let's...

2259
02:59:00,820 --> 02:59:03,180
We can't do that, we can't, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2260
02:59:03,180 --> 02:59:05,180
Okay.

2261
02:59:05,180 --> 02:59:07,180
Okay.

2262
02:59:07,180 --> 02:59:09,180
*Sigh*

2263
02:59:29,180 --> 02:59:36,180
Operation the Cree, oh this is great stuff we could fucking- watch this Ratchet and Clank! Return of the Wank!

2264
02:59:36,180 --> 02:59:43,060
Can you not fucking drop that on their heads?

2265
02:59:43,240 --> 02:59:45,120
Oh, you can drop the tanks on their heads, I see.

2266
02:59:46,160 --> 02:59:47,840
I see, I see, I see, I see.

2267
02:59:48,200 --> 02:59:51,540
We might drop that, it'll pick it up.

2268
02:59:52,440 --> 02:59:53,360
Or maybe not.

2269
02:59:53,360 --> 03:00:12,620
What's that about?

2270
03:00:15,300 --> 03:00:16,740
These lads coming for me now, are they?

2271
03:00:17,000 --> 03:00:18,100
They're gonna tell more lies.

2272
03:00:18,100 --> 03:00:26,260
Chimkemi, of all due respect.

2273
03:00:27,080 --> 03:00:27,520
Whoa!

2274
03:00:27,860 --> 03:00:28,940
See the shimmy on him?

2275
03:00:35,040 --> 03:00:35,960
Fuck me, man.

2276
03:00:35,960 --> 03:00:55,220
You peddle lies.

2277
03:00:55,220 --> 03:01:04,060
The cape of good hope.

2278
03:01:05,680 --> 03:01:06,540
Fucking hell.

2279
03:01:06,540 --> 03:01:29,500
Eamon Dumpfy has had a fucking Eamon Dumpf valve installed on his on his ear that lets off a fucking

2280
03:01:29,500 --> 03:01:36,700
woo every time he makes a point on his podcast the stand which is a great podcast I must say

2281
03:01:36,700 --> 03:01:46,380
it's a great little addition because it keeps you interested as well just in case you've nodded off

2282
03:01:46,380 --> 03:01:50,340
Eamon Dumpf valve what's this take I've got an emerald

2283
03:01:50,340 --> 03:01:57,460
starting a new job in the morning viper gonna get to bed see you the next night pixies and

2284
03:01:57,460 --> 03:02:23,320
pencil special look and I hope the job goes well for you and remember and remember another thing and remember when you get in there in the morning good night and god bless special look if you enjoyed the work bye bye bye bye bye see you later what does it say there it's a waist up maybe it leads to the lower levels

2285
03:02:23,320 --> 03:02:28,660
it's a waist pit

2286
03:02:28,660 --> 03:02:37,940
I can hear the pitter patter not

2287
03:02:37,940 --> 03:02:43,360
of anything nice but of everything evil

2288
03:02:43,360 --> 03:03:06,780
check just a bunch of waist disposal records pass nothing useful here you're a journalist you've heard of research you're a journalist pat you've heard of research

2289
03:03:06,780 --> 03:03:12,120
thank you for your connor clear

2290
03:03:12,120 --> 03:03:15,420
how you keepin connor clear I hope you're well

2291
03:03:15,420 --> 03:03:24,740
oj recovered from his appendix but had to put suppositories up his bum which was funny when was this is this recently

2292
03:03:24,740 --> 03:03:41,080
guy's lula kicks started up a twitter account talking shite did he how a book that says how I did it you're telling lies again pat

2293
03:03:41,080 --> 03:03:46,920
keep an eye on your ammo says drew thanks drew yeah you're a

2294
03:03:46,920 --> 03:03:49,080
help me Leon oh

2295
03:03:49,080 --> 03:03:58,680
I wish I wish I had the old shotgun shells at zero zero left

2296
03:03:58,680 --> 03:04:11,420
Richie Sadler lord Sadler lord Richie Sadler lord Richie Sadler

2297
03:04:11,420 --> 03:04:35,820
you're gonna tell more lies fuck these fucking chumps chupa chump oh not so chumpy there oh

2298
03:04:35,820 --> 03:05:02,220
good night and god bless fucking yeah crown of thorns bullet brains they should rename you bullet brains because that's what you've got in you it's locked I need a car key where is the car key I have is it?

2299
03:05:02,220 --> 03:05:18,220
just before he died sorry we'll come back to you there Ash you're gonna have to wait for a while right

2300
03:05:18,220 --> 03:05:44,220
TV's Alan Hughes is after ya. TV3's. Virgin Media 1's Alan Hughes is after ya man.

2301
03:05:44,220 --> 03:06:10,220
Look at these fucking electro boys. Do you like electronica do ya? Do you like Milo's destroy rock and roll do ya? Do you like the sneaker pimps?

2302
03:06:10,220 --> 03:06:12,220
Oh yeah.

2303
03:06:12,220 --> 03:06:14,220
Oh yeah.

2304
03:06:14,220 --> 03:06:16,220
Oh yeah.

2305
03:06:16,220 --> 03:06:18,220
Oh yeah.

2306
03:06:18,220 --> 03:06:20,220
Oh yeah.

2307
03:06:20,220 --> 03:06:20,220
Oh yeah.

2308
03:06:20,220 --> 03:06:20,220
Oh yeah.

2309
03:06:20,220 --> 03:06:22,220
Oh yeah.

2310
03:06:22,220 --> 03:06:24,220
Oh yeah.

2311
03:06:24,220 --> 03:06:45,280
DJ Lethal from Limp Bizkit is going to be holding a radical new seance in the TF in Castlevary next week.

2312
03:06:45,280 --> 03:07:14,080
Oh come hell.

2313
03:07:14,080 --> 03:07:21,520
clear thank you very much Connor I appreciate that I hope you're having a

2314
03:07:21,520 --> 03:07:27,400
wonderful Tuesday morning can you say hello to Joe Troy he's tremendous fun

2315
03:07:27,400 --> 03:07:35,840
loves a bit of snorkeling well hello Joe hello Joe hope you're keeping well Troy

2316
03:07:35,840 --> 03:07:44,060
was that you in the big wooden horse a few thousand millennia ago did you

2317
03:07:44,060 --> 03:07:48,460
hear the boys got they've built a built a huge fucking wooden horse and it's got a

2318
03:07:48,460 --> 03:07:51,620
dump valve in it they're gonna go through the city of Troy and once they do it's

2319
03:07:51,620 --> 03:08:08,460
gonna go whoa whoa load of lads inside it the problem with the horse the Troy horse

2320
03:08:08,460 --> 03:08:16,420
was they fucking fit a dump valve into the horse and sure did this spartans

2321
03:08:16,420 --> 03:08:24,120
heard it is it disparate and does it the lads inside Troy could hear them coming

2322
03:08:24,120 --> 03:08:48,240
because of the dumb valve like you know only up the door I met him just before he died the Trojans

2323
03:08:48,240 --> 03:08:54,960
the Trojans yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Abe's Odyssey did you read the is the historian fucking and a

2324
03:08:54,960 --> 03:09:01,560
video gamer as well Abe's Odyssey he wrote the fucking book Herodotus and Abe the guy from the

2325
03:09:01,560 --> 03:09:10,380
PlayStation 1 for the Romans and had PlayStation as well you know it just wasn't called PlayStation

2326
03:09:10,380 --> 03:09:24,780
back out the wrong door and he just go back in there Frank Pat with all due respect is a relation of

2327
03:09:24,780 --> 03:09:39,180
Frank of course the Romans invented Romano's pizza you're right as well as Ray Romano from everybody

2328
03:09:39,180 --> 03:09:52,920
loves Raymond everybody loves Raymond was a smash ace in Rome circa 250 BC come on cons oh no I've got it

2329
03:09:52,920 --> 03:09:57,900
you can't get him we might we might run away fast enough if we can't

2330
03:10:11,340 --> 03:10:20,880
need to get rid of some of the lesions don't worry the pain is only temporary come through the the door

2331
03:10:20,880 --> 03:10:28,020
again that's it I think he might have a few on his back there's him just before he died I think he might

2332
03:10:28,020 --> 03:10:35,340
regenerate oh he's not gonna come through there he's not gonna come through there you can shoot the key at

2333
03:10:35,340 --> 03:10:51,940
can you fuck oh hey I wasn't really spooked by that that was a fucking play

2334
03:10:51,940 --> 03:11:11,740
acting for entertainment of the stream usually the stream the Turks invented oh why did I do that

2335
03:11:20,460 --> 03:11:28,620
run rabbit run we'll say you can shoot the fucking key I don't know about that

2336
03:11:31,140 --> 03:11:36,080
you're fucking joking man and you were joking

2337
03:11:48,980 --> 03:11:57,140
question Tarantino what acting you should be with that actually should be the question Tarantino film I don't know ask the question tell them no lies

2338
03:12:03,140 --> 03:12:11,300
you should look the pain on his back I understand a though but I have to get the fucking cabbage patch kids turn

2339
03:12:11,300 --> 03:12:20,900
around because I can't what am I meant to do mine throw is an option are you serious what from here

2340
03:12:20,900 --> 03:12:34,460
little booming Tommy Wiseau is a part sweet talk it into giving you the key shoot his legs castle town of the night of course they come off to the fuck they regenerate today mind art

2341
03:12:34,460 --> 03:12:42,620
take him to the cloud

2342
03:12:42,620 --> 03:12:46,620
great story mind art to the dude

2343
03:12:46,620 --> 03:12:58,300
I haven't played this in a decade don't rely on my Intel and he can't shot he likes or use grenades mega chair to

2344
03:12:58,300 --> 03:13:06,400
Ian watch how are you thank you very much how's the old lady getting on the Illuminati not too bad

2345
03:13:06,400 --> 03:13:18,480
haven't heard from her in a while now but she sends her love and best wishes shoot him in the

2346
03:13:18,480 --> 03:13:24,420
gooch to stop the waft striker to the shin and knock him over lonely donkey I don't have any more

2347
03:13:24,420 --> 03:13:47,100
striker runs I do oh what then you shoot the fucker in the back of this fuck

2348
03:13:47,100 --> 03:14:10,220
my pedals down there now well maybe I can fucking use some pedals Sam pedal green oh fuck it

2349
03:14:10,220 --> 03:14:24,540
still able to make a play in the ball well this will help though won't it he gets up to this one

2350
03:14:24,540 --> 03:14:28,540
quickly takes after it nice little touch

2351
03:14:28,540 --> 03:14:38,860
salad hold

2352
03:14:38,860 --> 03:15:02,860
I'm gonna clear thank you I've been I've an awful dose of scum bum you say I hope you're okay man I hope you're getting that scene to or not I wouldn't want to be the person on on the seeing end anyway what would you what kind of profession is that where you have to look at people's arses after a night on the piece solid turbocharger says Gavin McCree

2353
03:15:02,860 --> 03:15:14,540
the old Cleveland steamer I know how do you do this now because this door if I open the door he whacks me

2354
03:15:19,020 --> 03:15:20,700
just look at all the lab instruments

2355
03:15:27,260 --> 03:15:30,620
give it a knock the old donkey punch don't invite him in obviously

2356
03:15:36,700 --> 03:15:48,060
oh I see why did I fucking reload the cunt give him one of these give him one of these simple it's simple it's effective and it works get the fuck away from me

2357
03:15:51,340 --> 03:16:01,180
now where are you we want to hear from you give your mother a ring she's worried just before you die

2358
03:16:05,180 --> 03:16:13,260
oh wow look at that that's a great little move isn't it he did well to do that he's got form

2359
03:16:15,340 --> 03:16:22,380
it's a bad habit just before he died just before he cried

2360
03:16:27,180 --> 03:16:28,860
no way is he is he dead is he

2361
03:16:31,500 --> 03:16:32,860
easy gun spanglered

2362
03:16:39,900 --> 03:16:45,500
i was with him just before he cried oh great so i didn't need to uh

2363
03:16:49,900 --> 03:16:50,700
need to do anything

2364
03:16:56,460 --> 03:16:57,820
thanks very much conor clear

2365
03:17:05,580 --> 03:17:08,700
how's the mental health says james it's middling

2366
03:17:10,620 --> 03:17:17,260
getting there wouldn't you like to be flying the whole time you know flying form

2367
03:17:17,260 --> 03:17:18,620
amazing form

2368
03:17:22,620 --> 03:17:23,980
invincibility form

2369
03:17:33,260 --> 03:17:34,860
imagine leon's mental health now

2370
03:17:37,580 --> 03:17:41,100
he'd like to he should just fucking take it easy maybe go for a nap in one of the

2371
03:17:41,100 --> 03:17:46,620
fucking refreezer rooms get a nice jacket for himself and stick on a fucking podcast

2372
03:17:48,540 --> 03:17:50,540
you know and then come then go back to it then

2373
03:17:58,940 --> 03:18:04,700
leon needs to listen to talk himself up in bed with a couple of jordan b peterson fucking podcasts

2374
03:18:09,740 --> 03:18:14,620
preferably the one where he has joe rogan on it or if he doesn't have that the joe rogan podcast

2375
03:18:14,620 --> 03:18:24,780
preferably the one where he has jbp on it

2376
03:18:24,780 --> 03:18:47,060
What are they growing in this petri dish? Who gives a fuck man? Just find the girl. There's no point in querying any of this shit. Can I even slice that?

2377
03:18:47,060 --> 03:19:15,940
What? Froyol. Frozen yogurt inside there. Says that boy. Yogurt. Rogan Frozer. Joe Rogan's funky Froyol house.

2378
03:19:15,940 --> 03:19:44,340
Did you see Jordan B. Pearson on fucking Dragon's Den the last day? He was selling some sauce that you put on the fucking Sunday dinner. And he also was selling a contraption that cleans, it like just sweeps dust. It was just a dustpan and brush.

2379
03:19:44,340 --> 03:19:53,920
But he said it was the Clean Your Room Spectacular 5000. And it was going to not only clean your room, but it was going to help a generation of young men come to terms with their reality of life.

2380
03:19:57,200 --> 03:20:02,380
I'm going on an ayahuasca retreat with Shane Long in the morning. I need to go to bed, man.

2381
03:20:03,780 --> 03:20:07,220
You need to have at least eight hours before you go on an ayahuasca retreat, man.

2382
03:20:08,720 --> 03:20:09,660
Did he fuck?

2383
03:20:09,660 --> 03:20:09,720
Fuck.

2384
03:20:09,720 --> 03:20:18,900
Yeah, yeah, lobster brains.

2385
03:20:21,100 --> 03:20:22,620
Harness the power of your inner demon.

2386
03:20:23,660 --> 03:20:27,440
In battle, he is as if possessed by a demon.

2387
03:20:29,660 --> 03:20:33,120
Liquid Snake never heeded the warning of Vulcan Raven.

2388
03:20:35,400 --> 03:20:38,040
It would be wise not to underestimate him.

2389
03:20:38,460 --> 03:20:43,280
In battle, he is as if possessed by a demon.

2390
03:20:47,720 --> 03:20:48,200
Aracon.

2391
03:20:49,660 --> 03:20:50,180
Wait.

2392
03:20:53,180 --> 03:20:56,340
Jordan B. Pearson is live streaming Metal Gear Solid 1.

2393
03:20:56,780 --> 03:20:58,380
He's going to be doing it on extreme mode.

2394
03:21:01,720 --> 03:21:08,520
Time fucking splitters 2 playing in the background on a separate CRT monitor just for the sake of it.

2395
03:21:10,240 --> 03:21:12,960
All donations go towards his new book.

2396
03:21:15,240 --> 03:21:17,780
Do you ever listen to that band shooting crows, man?

2397
03:21:18,920 --> 03:21:19,780
They were shite.

2398
03:21:23,220 --> 03:21:24,040
Look at that, man.

2399
03:21:24,060 --> 03:21:25,960
The crows have stuff for you when you shoot them.

2400
03:21:26,940 --> 03:21:28,480
The crows had gold on them, man.

2401
03:21:29,160 --> 03:21:29,980
Crow for gold.

2402
03:21:32,380 --> 03:21:33,480
It was a gold bar.

2403
03:21:34,300 --> 03:21:36,140
You could have called it a fucking crow bar.

2404
03:21:37,880 --> 03:21:38,260
Huh?

2405
03:21:39,620 --> 03:21:48,420
In battle, he is as if possessed by Jerry Hannon.

2406
03:21:48,960 --> 03:21:50,520
You're going to tell more lies.

2407
03:21:51,780 --> 03:21:55,860
In battle, it would be wise not to underestimate his lies.

2408
03:21:57,940 --> 03:21:58,200
Colonel.

2409
03:21:59,200 --> 03:21:59,680
Jerry.

2410
03:21:59,680 --> 03:22:00,800
Jerry Hannon.

2411
03:22:02,480 --> 03:22:02,840
Colonel.

2412
03:22:03,840 --> 03:22:05,600
Jerry Hannon is in the next room.

2413
03:22:08,040 --> 03:22:09,720
Hootie and the Blowfish, Colonel.

2414
03:22:11,540 --> 03:22:15,340
Jerry Hallowell has a copy of Beyond the Hall Door.

2415
03:22:16,340 --> 03:22:17,240
I'm going in.

2416
03:22:20,900 --> 03:22:22,760
Zombo says the impression is not half bad.

2417
03:22:22,840 --> 03:22:23,380
What about this?

2418
03:22:23,480 --> 03:22:25,700
The ASMR fucking version of it.

2419
03:22:26,660 --> 03:22:27,060
Colonel.

2420
03:22:28,120 --> 03:22:29,180
Jerry Hannon is in the next room.

2421
03:22:29,180 --> 03:22:30,680
It's Psycho Hannon.

2422
03:22:35,980 --> 03:22:39,740
Dude, I told you when you got to the graveyard in the original church.

2423
03:22:40,160 --> 03:22:40,980
Shoot the crows.

2424
03:22:41,320 --> 03:22:41,560
Alright.

2425
03:22:41,880 --> 03:22:42,380
Thanks, Holly.

2426
03:22:42,780 --> 03:22:43,680
You've been with us in the...

2427
03:22:43,680 --> 03:22:44,020
You're in...

2428
03:22:44,020 --> 03:22:45,180
You're in for the long haul.

2429
03:22:45,760 --> 03:22:46,640
So to speak.

2430
03:22:48,820 --> 03:22:52,680
Got some rare shit on sale on Dundeel Stranger.

2431
03:22:53,680 --> 03:22:56,220
I've got a rake of stuff on Dundeel, man.

2432
03:22:58,480 --> 03:23:00,380
But I'm living in Australia now.

2433
03:23:01,280 --> 03:23:03,360
The lads call me Crocodile Dundeel.

2434
03:23:03,360 --> 03:23:03,360
The lads call me Crocodile Dundeel.

2435
03:23:18,240 --> 03:23:19,740
That's some good hitting again.

2436
03:23:19,840 --> 03:23:22,560
Ostapenko just so dangerous when she's inside the court.

2437
03:23:22,560 --> 03:23:22,940
Get back, Ostapenko.

2438
03:23:22,940 --> 03:23:42,400
Well, the good news is the operation was a success.

2439
03:23:42,400 --> 03:23:45,600
We managed to replace your penis with a dump valve.

2440
03:23:48,440 --> 03:23:49,960
Now, will we buy this?

2441
03:23:50,920 --> 03:23:53,020
Will we buy this stuff off this man, will we?

2442
03:23:53,320 --> 03:23:54,960
Or will we fucking let him off?

2443
03:23:58,100 --> 03:23:58,940
What are you selling?

2444
03:23:59,080 --> 03:23:59,680
Fuck all, man.

2445
03:24:01,720 --> 03:24:03,400
Maybe we'll sell that golden lynx.

2446
03:24:04,400 --> 03:24:06,560
Connor Clear, thank you very much.

2447
03:24:07,500 --> 03:24:08,340
You're a good man.

2448
03:24:11,340 --> 03:24:19,700
Apparently, they're holding the All-Ireland replay in Everly.

2449
03:24:20,300 --> 03:24:21,320
In Everly Gardens.

2450
03:24:25,640 --> 03:24:26,800
Buy the tack vest.

2451
03:24:27,620 --> 03:24:28,620
Is there a tack vest?

2452
03:24:29,480 --> 03:24:30,500
What are you buying?

2453
03:24:30,500 --> 03:24:30,980
Oh, there is.

2454
03:24:33,320 --> 03:24:34,500
I don't have the fucking...

2455
03:24:36,240 --> 03:24:37,840
I don't have the money.

2456
03:24:38,840 --> 03:24:39,460
I got the money.

2457
03:24:39,460 --> 03:24:43,100
Do you reckon we'll clock this now tonight?

2458
03:24:48,100 --> 03:24:48,580
Sell it.

2459
03:24:55,140 --> 03:24:56,680
Holly, I might play Nemesis.

2460
03:24:56,800 --> 03:24:57,620
It wasn't my favourite.

2461
03:24:57,760 --> 03:24:59,060
I didn't like it, to be honest.

2462
03:25:00,960 --> 03:25:01,880
As if I lie.

2463
03:25:03,200 --> 03:25:04,640
I'm going to tell more lies to you.

2464
03:25:04,840 --> 03:25:05,400
I liked it.

2465
03:25:05,720 --> 03:25:06,180
No, I didn't.

2466
03:25:06,180 --> 03:25:11,660
After Resident Evil 2, I thought that was the end of that generation's good games on that console.

2467
03:25:11,840 --> 03:25:18,420
And then Resident Evil 4 reignited the passion of the Christ, featuring Mel Gibson and Jerry Hannon.

2468
03:25:18,980 --> 03:25:23,200
And then, after Resi 4, 5, I didn't like.

2469
03:25:23,340 --> 03:25:24,460
I haven't clocked it.

2470
03:25:26,000 --> 03:25:27,900
So, 5 might be worth playing.

2471
03:25:27,900 --> 03:25:29,960
And then, 6.

2472
03:25:30,040 --> 03:25:30,580
What was 6?

2473
03:25:30,800 --> 03:25:32,080
I think 6 was shit, was it?

2474
03:25:32,900 --> 03:25:33,840
I think 6 was shit.

2475
03:25:34,380 --> 03:25:35,580
7 was the next one then.

2476
03:25:38,220 --> 03:25:38,580
Yeah.

2477
03:25:39,100 --> 03:25:40,280
7 was the next one then.

2478
03:25:42,560 --> 03:25:43,540
5 was wank.

2479
03:25:44,780 --> 03:25:48,340
I didn't see if anyone said they'd play Killer 7 on the Wii.

2480
03:25:49,860 --> 03:25:50,460
Do you remember?

2481
03:25:50,600 --> 03:25:56,640
There was another one that was like comic book, Sin City style, stylized, black and white.

2482
03:25:57,740 --> 03:25:58,620
What was that called?

2483
03:26:00,160 --> 03:26:01,400
Did you ever play Silent Hill 1?

2484
03:26:02,300 --> 03:26:03,720
Yeah, I've got it and I've played it.

2485
03:26:04,100 --> 03:26:04,640
It was class.

2486
03:26:05,220 --> 03:26:05,880
It was very scary.

2487
03:26:07,760 --> 03:26:08,800
Silent Hill Streams.

2488
03:26:09,020 --> 03:26:09,880
Yeah, I did one.

2489
03:26:09,980 --> 03:26:10,560
I started one.

2490
03:26:10,660 --> 03:26:12,380
I've started three and I've yet to finish it.

2491
03:26:16,740 --> 03:26:18,200
6 is hilarious, is it?

2492
03:26:18,500 --> 03:26:20,420
What the fuck happened in 6?

2493
03:26:20,900 --> 03:26:21,760
I cannot remember.

2494
03:26:22,700 --> 03:26:23,660
Resident Evil 6.

2495
03:26:25,620 --> 03:26:26,640
Resident Evil 6.

2496
03:26:26,700 --> 03:26:27,420
What happened in that?

2497
03:26:31,620 --> 03:26:32,820
What the fuck happened in that?

2498
03:26:33,420 --> 03:26:34,600
Krogoski, thank you very much.

2499
03:26:37,280 --> 03:26:39,040
I haven't played Rust, but I will.

2500
03:26:39,180 --> 03:26:39,520
I'll get it.

2501
03:26:40,400 --> 03:26:42,420
I might play DayZ on the PC.

2502
03:26:43,180 --> 03:26:45,800
I came out for the PS4 recently enough.

2503
03:26:45,920 --> 03:26:46,860
People said it was shite.

2504
03:26:50,620 --> 03:26:51,740
Just tell me something.

2505
03:26:52,040 --> 03:26:54,300
Because I can't use the internet because it'll fuck up the stream.

2506
03:26:54,960 --> 03:26:56,720
Can you tell me what happened in 6?

2507
03:26:56,880 --> 03:26:57,560
What was the...

2508
03:26:57,560 --> 03:26:58,620
That's not the Africa one.

2509
03:26:58,840 --> 03:27:00,140
Connor Clear, thank you very much.

2510
03:27:01,980 --> 03:27:03,280
5 was the Africa one.

2511
03:27:03,820 --> 03:27:04,220
6.

2512
03:27:06,000 --> 03:27:07,400
They went back to Raccoon City.

2513
03:27:07,620 --> 03:27:08,620
Something to do with Wesker.

2514
03:27:09,000 --> 03:27:09,920
Utter car crash.

2515
03:27:10,200 --> 03:27:10,680
Are you serious?

2516
03:27:11,200 --> 03:27:12,100
Was it called 6?

2517
03:27:12,160 --> 03:27:13,300
Was it called Resident Evil 6?

2518
03:27:14,140 --> 03:27:15,780
6 is a decent action game.

2519
03:27:16,200 --> 03:27:16,940
Shit, Resident Evil.

2520
03:27:17,360 --> 03:27:19,760
Shelley Birkin's back and you play as Wesker's...

2521
03:27:20,860 --> 03:27:21,760
As Wesker.

2522
03:27:22,000 --> 03:27:22,700
Wesker's bastard.

2523
03:27:23,460 --> 03:27:24,440
6 was a heap of trash.

2524
03:27:26,740 --> 03:27:27,120
It was.

2525
03:27:28,300 --> 03:27:29,720
Mad World was the Wii game, yeah.

2526
03:27:30,560 --> 03:27:31,040
Good game.

2527
03:27:31,900 --> 03:27:34,060
I wonder if I could do a stream Wii games.

2528
03:27:34,060 --> 03:27:38,780
There's a Wii in the attic at home, alright.

2529
03:27:39,060 --> 03:27:41,220
Escape from Tarkov, I've heard, is amazing, Brian.

2530
03:27:43,720 --> 03:27:49,060
But it sounds like it'd be one of these where I play it and I can't talk or...

2531
03:27:49,060 --> 03:27:51,480
You know, gather thoughts.

2532
03:27:59,680 --> 03:28:01,100
Here's another one now, right.

2533
03:28:01,660 --> 03:28:02,680
If you went to Hong Kong...

2534
03:28:04,360 --> 03:28:08,680
And you bought...

2535
03:28:10,400 --> 03:28:12,680
If you went to Hong Kong, would they let you...

2536
03:28:13,340 --> 03:28:16,400
Do you know in China the way they fucking restrict access to the internet?

2537
03:28:16,700 --> 03:28:17,680
If you went to Hong Kong now...

2538
03:28:18,680 --> 03:28:21,660
Would you be able to do a live stream from Hong Kong?

2539
03:28:22,220 --> 03:28:23,020
on the street?

2540
03:28:27,460 --> 03:28:28,720
Or did they block that?

2541
03:28:31,440 --> 03:28:33,640
I'm not about live streaming games.

2542
03:28:33,720 --> 03:28:35,580
I'm not about live streaming IRL.

2543
03:28:42,060 --> 03:28:42,540
VPN.

2544
03:28:42,540 --> 03:28:43,540
VPN.

2545
03:28:54,460 --> 03:29:00,620
Yeah, the news reporters are sending back dispatches, Samantha, to news stations, but I don't know if they're doing live streams, are they?

2546
03:29:12,460 --> 03:29:17,740
Like I haven't seen anybody doing live streams from Hong Kong.

2547
03:29:19,740 --> 03:29:32,900
I looked, I put it into Twitch last night, Hong Kong, and there was just like one stream that was an amalgamation, like it had four videos playing at the same time of different news stations, but there was nobody doing live streaming.

2548
03:29:37,700 --> 03:29:38,540
Anyway, fuck it.

2549
03:29:39,000 --> 03:29:39,860
We'll go, we'll go.

2550
03:29:42,380 --> 03:29:49,380
What the fuck is that?

2551
03:29:49,440 --> 03:29:50,020
Bottle caps.

2552
03:29:50,100 --> 03:29:55,820
Oh, you get these from the, doing the shooting range.

2553
03:29:57,420 --> 03:29:59,400
Chinese have their own YouTube, their own Twitch.

2554
03:30:00,260 --> 03:30:05,820
But I thought, um, Hong Kongers are free.

2555
03:30:12,300 --> 03:30:17,660
I know, Eric, but I mean, even as a, they're trying to show the world what's going on.

2556
03:30:18,080 --> 03:30:21,760
You'd think they'd use the platforms the rest of the world are using, not the ones that they're using.

2557
03:30:24,820 --> 03:30:25,860
What are you buying?

2558
03:30:25,860 --> 03:30:27,420
What are you buying?

2559
03:30:31,620 --> 03:30:33,840
They could locate you easily from a live stream.

2560
03:30:33,840 --> 03:30:35,480
Would they stop it though?

2561
03:30:39,480 --> 03:30:40,940
What the fuck am I doing here?

2562
03:30:40,940 --> 03:30:42,440
I'm going to keep grooving.

2563
03:30:42,980 --> 03:30:46,040
Because every time I stop to talk to that book, I, uh, I lose time.

2564
03:30:46,560 --> 03:30:48,900
We could be, I think we're near the end.

2565
03:30:49,340 --> 03:31:00,440
They could block you getting out, would they?

2566
03:31:00,440 --> 03:31:00,440
They could block you getting out, would they?

2567
03:31:00,440 --> 03:31:21,880
There's a new documentary on YouTube called American Factory about Chinese factory in America.

2568
03:31:21,880 --> 03:31:22,320
It's good.

2569
03:31:22,700 --> 03:31:23,720
Thank you very much, Tip.

2570
03:31:23,800 --> 03:31:24,520
I will watch that.

2571
03:31:24,520 --> 03:31:41,440
This is Leon.

2572
03:31:41,680 --> 03:31:42,380
Request backup.

2573
03:31:42,380 --> 03:31:44,320
I repeat, request backup.

2574
03:31:48,920 --> 03:31:49,600
Watch out!

2575
03:31:49,640 --> 03:31:50,980
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down!

2576
03:31:51,060 --> 03:31:51,400
We'll get out!

2577
03:31:51,400 --> 03:31:59,800
Take my face off the screen for that fighter jet.

2578
03:32:02,860 --> 03:32:05,460
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

2579
03:32:06,240 --> 03:32:08,000
Because that stuff was a blast.

2580
03:32:10,640 --> 03:32:12,600
The radio signal is being jammed.

2581
03:32:12,640 --> 03:32:13,860
I can't contact my people.

2582
03:32:14,420 --> 03:32:19,860
I think you need to go down to the merchant of Ennis and get an RPG for the final boss battle.

2583
03:32:20,420 --> 03:32:21,340
I think we're near the end.

2584
03:32:21,340 --> 03:32:29,820
I did complete Shenmue in the end, Ben Hogan.

2585
03:32:29,920 --> 03:32:31,200
It was very, very tiresome.

2586
03:32:31,440 --> 03:32:38,000
The end of Shenmue 2 was just you in mainland China going down guarded paths.

2587
03:32:38,300 --> 03:32:42,460
Literally being led down a guarded path numerous times.

2588
03:32:43,260 --> 03:32:57,180
it was it was cause cuntish cuntish mayfield move on up maybe i should have bought some aid spray up

2589
03:32:57,180 --> 03:33:06,860
your man i would morgan i consider playing all that stuff and watching more youtube clips as

2590
03:33:06,860 --> 03:33:16,860
well but i don't have the bandwidth does anybody have uh gigabit broadband and the 2.4 gigahertz

2591
03:33:16,860 --> 03:33:27,740
connection has gone to shit vodafone what are you buying that's what's happened to me is that old

2592
03:33:27,740 --> 03:33:35,100
stranger thank you

2593
03:33:39,500 --> 03:33:40,700
what are you buying

2594
03:33:45,180 --> 03:33:51,820
is that old stranger thank you is that old thank you

2595
03:33:58,700 --> 03:34:05,900
photo phone or off the sketch wi-fi or cable it's wi-fi i know i should be lan based but i'm not

2596
03:34:06,860 --> 03:34:10,540
landy from shenmui stole the fucking land cable man

2597
03:34:13,020 --> 03:34:20,860
and i'm ghost lord gosh wi-fi is the way to go

2598
03:34:26,700 --> 03:34:34,860
it is unfeasible at the moment yeah

2599
03:34:34,860 --> 03:35:00,860
president's daughter oh yeah where is she and how do i get into that gap that she's in

2600
03:35:00,860 --> 03:35:12,540
uh

2601
03:35:16,300 --> 03:35:16,540
ah

2602
03:35:20,460 --> 03:35:25,100
something in here i have to do that i haven't done we're nearly there with the fucking final furlong

2603
03:35:27,740 --> 03:35:28,460
duncan stewart

2604
03:35:33,100 --> 03:35:41,420
angel it leans

2605
03:35:55,500 --> 03:35:59,260
oh yeah that'll do nice bit of herb bit of a typewriter too

2606
03:36:03,260 --> 03:36:09,180
i don't know what's ahead and i'm scared to be alone ross

2607
03:36:17,180 --> 03:36:43,260
i don't want to be alone oh my god these guys are insane someone's purring again like a little cat

2608
03:36:43,260 --> 03:36:56,940
oh my god these guys are insane i don't know what's ahead of the way i'm scared to be alone rossomers

2609
03:36:56,940 --> 03:36:58,940
these guys are fucking shkummers

2610
03:37:06,220 --> 03:37:07,980
This'll do. This'll do.

2611
03:37:13,980 --> 03:37:16,140
Here's one. For the ages.

2612
03:37:18,320 --> 03:37:19,680
Here's another one.

2613
03:37:20,120 --> 03:37:21,520
From Moira Gallagher.

2614
03:37:23,580 --> 03:37:25,320
That's from Moira Gallagher.

2615
03:37:28,380 --> 03:37:30,600
Yo, it's my boy, Green Herb.

2616
03:37:31,720 --> 03:37:32,200
Yous.

2617
03:37:33,020 --> 03:37:34,880
You. Are. A liar.

2618
03:37:35,460 --> 03:37:37,100
You tell nothing but lie.

2619
03:37:40,420 --> 03:37:43,480
Andrew's ashes. Angel of the lanes, Colonel.

2620
03:37:44,020 --> 03:37:45,400
It's the angel of the lanes.

2621
03:37:45,400 --> 03:38:08,560
Where is the girl?

2622
03:38:08,640 --> 03:38:24,160
Thanks, Megachare2. I would've really done with that information, uh...

2623
03:38:24,160 --> 03:38:27,560
since the beginning of the game.

2624
03:38:29,660 --> 03:38:35,080
Goodnight and God bless, Kevin. Goodnight and God bless. See you later, man. Good luck.

2625
03:38:35,080 --> 03:38:48,940
I'm getting too fucking loud.

2626
03:38:48,940 --> 03:38:51,880
It's scary if she's throwing left.

2627
03:38:52,540 --> 03:38:54,240
Why not? Why not? Why not?

2628
03:39:07,680 --> 03:39:09,220
Where the fuck am I going?

2629
03:39:09,220 --> 03:39:26,780
Go back. Do I go back?

2630
03:39:28,780 --> 03:39:30,540
Where is she? Is she down here?

2631
03:39:30,540 --> 03:39:52,660
Angel of the games.

2632
03:39:54,720 --> 03:39:56,360
Oh, fucking miles away.

2633
03:39:57,660 --> 03:39:58,920
Fucking miles away.

2634
03:39:58,920 --> 03:40:00,920
Okay.

2635
03:40:00,920 --> 03:40:30,900
Thank you.

2636
03:40:30,900 --> 03:40:31,760
Too far back.

2637
03:40:31,760 --> 03:41:01,740
Too far back.

2638
03:41:01,740 --> 03:41:21,700
Oh.

2639
03:41:21,700 --> 03:41:25,700
What?

2640
03:41:25,700 --> 03:41:26,160
No.

2641
03:41:29,060 --> 03:41:29,780
Finally.

2642
03:41:40,280 --> 03:41:41,980
Just before he died.

2643
03:41:42,980 --> 03:41:43,420
You okay?

2644
03:41:45,200 --> 03:41:45,780
Come on.

2645
03:41:46,200 --> 03:41:46,980
Let's get out of here.

2646
03:41:54,980 --> 03:41:55,920
We're gonna do it.

2647
03:41:55,920 --> 03:42:24,680
Paper planes?

2648
03:42:24,680 --> 03:42:34,680
M.I.A. Sealed with a kiss?

2649
03:42:34,680 --> 03:42:38,920
Perhaps you've figured it out already but you might be able to get out of here using the

2650
03:42:38,920 --> 03:42:53,440
angel of the waste disposal vent.

2651
03:42:53,440 --> 03:42:54,440
Oh my god.

2652
03:42:54,440 --> 03:42:54,440
You're spiky lads.

2653
03:42:54,440 --> 03:42:55,440
Not more of them.

2654
03:42:55,440 --> 03:43:03,440
They're gonna tell more spikes.

2655
03:43:03,440 --> 03:43:30,920
Oh my f**k's head, you're spiky lads, not more of them. They're gonna tell more spikes. The problem is I have only a first aid can. A can of lynx. I don't want to use that until I'm on a death's door.

2656
03:43:32,480 --> 03:43:45,980
You've gone arseways again, have I? I think this is the right way. I think this is the right way now.

2657
03:43:59,100 --> 03:44:16,980
Jump down the garbage chute with the crane. The cranes. Fuck. Yeah, cranes.

2658
03:44:27,100 --> 03:44:39,080
Love kicking the doors in. Smashing them in. Are you sure now we go down to the cranes? I don't want to go all the way back down to the f**king cranes.

2659
03:44:41,580 --> 03:44:49,860
I might just go up to where I was gonna end it. End the game that is.

2660
03:45:01,500 --> 03:45:03,100
Hang on a f**king second.

2661
03:45:06,780 --> 03:45:12,500
Where was the boss that I had to fight in this game? Where it's like the soldier guy?

2662
03:45:25,500 --> 03:45:29,000
Are you sure I can't bring Ashley up here now and it works?

2663
03:45:36,180 --> 03:45:37,740
Oh, for f**k's sake.

2664
03:45:51,420 --> 03:45:53,420
I'm fucking wrecked.

2665
03:46:08,420 --> 03:46:11,420
Three or four boss fights left. Fuck this, I'm off to bed.

2666
03:46:13,420 --> 03:46:15,420
I'm off to bed.

2667
03:46:15,420 --> 03:46:17,420
Schkempie fries.

2668
03:46:17,420 --> 03:46:29,420
I can't do this tonight. It's gonna take too much out of me.

2669
03:46:32,420 --> 03:46:36,420
I'm already... I don't know where the fuck I am, man. I don't know where I am.

2670
03:46:42,420 --> 03:46:44,420
I'd sleep when you're dead.

2671
03:46:44,420 --> 03:46:51,420
I used to think that was a cool thing to say and I once said it in a group of people and they said, "That's fucking stupid, man."

2672
03:46:51,420 --> 03:46:56,420
And someone said, "I'd actually quite like to sleep now, to be honest."

2673
03:46:58,420 --> 03:47:02,420
"There's still a fair bit left. Actually, leave it." says Mulkeen. Good man.

2674
03:47:05,420 --> 03:47:11,420
You know, you know, other people fucking... like, they'd want to see you die playing the fucking thing, like, you know.

2675
03:47:16,420 --> 03:47:18,420
I'm in a fucking trance.

2676
03:47:18,420 --> 03:47:20,420
I'm in a fucking trance now.

2677
03:47:20,420 --> 03:47:25,420
Was that after the Dead Seal? No, but it would have been in and around the same time.

2678
03:47:26,420 --> 03:47:27,420
Look it.

2679
03:47:28,420 --> 03:47:29,420
We'll fucking...

2680
03:47:30,420 --> 03:47:31,420
Leave it be, so.

2681
03:47:32,420 --> 03:47:33,420
We'll see you later on.

2682
03:47:34,420 --> 03:47:37,420
And honest to God, we'll clock this the next...

2683
03:47:40,420 --> 03:47:42,420
The next time we're here, we'll clock it.

2684
03:47:42,420 --> 03:47:43,420
Hard style.

2685
03:47:48,420 --> 03:47:49,420
It's okay.

2686
03:47:50,420 --> 03:47:51,420
There's plenty of a drama.

2687
03:47:55,420 --> 03:47:56,420
When I slather hope...

2688
03:47:58,420 --> 03:48:00,420
Good night and God bless. We'll see you later on.

2689
03:48:03,420 --> 03:48:04,420
Good night and God bless.

2690
03:48:04,420 --> 03:48:05,420
Good night and God bless.

2691
03:48:11,420 --> 03:48:12,420
Good night and God bless.

2692
03:48:12,420 --> 03:48:13,420
Good night and God bless.

2693
03:48:14,420 --> 03:48:15,420
Good night and God bless.

2694
03:48:16,420 --> 03:48:16,420
Good night and God bless.

2695
03:48:16,420 --> 03:48:17,420
Good night and God bless.

2696
03:48:17,420 --> 03:48:18,420
Good night and God bless.

2697
03:48:18,420 --> 03:48:40,040
Thank you.
